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Napoleon **Dynamite Quote Countdown Challenge:
**"How much do ya wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"
**"I'm pretty good with a bowstaff."
**"How 'bout you eat a decroded piece of crap!"
**"I caught you a delicious bass."
**"It's a Sledgehammer."
**"I don't know. Build her a cake or something."
**"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
**"Do the chickens have large talon
**"Imagine you're surrounded by little seahorses..."
**"Gimme some of your tots Napoleon!"
** "I could make that much money in 5 seconds!"
**"This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."
** "What are you going to do today Napoleon?"
** "Girls only like guys if they have great skills."
**"Make yourself a dang ques-a-dilla!"
**"I made like infinite of those at scout camp!"
**"Your mom goes to college."
**"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh."
**"You wanna play me?"