Thursday, May 11, 2006

30 random thoughts from a 30 year old

Yes- I said THIRTY YEAR OLD! Today is my 30th birthday and I'm having some serious issues.... Anyway- here are just some random thoughts I've had recently. Try not to read too into them. :)
  1. Basically all my friends are moving within a month.
  2. I'm done having kids, so now I have to do something about this body!!
  3. Should I cut Isabel's hair shoulder length?
  4. Isabel is really brave. I'd be scared to do a handstand on the beam.
  5. I'm scared to do a flip on the trampoline. My kids laugh at me.
  6. Nick Lachey is hot. Sei gave me his new cd yesterday.
  7. Ashley Parker Angel's cd drops May 16.
  8. I feel guilty for not voting for American Idol. Because of me, Chris was voted off last nite.
  9. I hate coming up with what to make for dinner.
  10. Why did Liv just spit up all over the front of me?
  11. My 3 oldest kids leave for Texas in 2 weeks- for 6 weeks. :(
  12. Tristan and Alec can either be best friends or total enemies. Why is that?
  13. I have to speak in church on Sunday. Joy.
  14. I think I may be addicted to Tootsie Rolls and Diet Dr. Pepper
  15. Why is there an article in People magazine about Mary Kay Leteourneu (sp?) and her husband that she slept with when he was 12 and she was 34? They're both nasty.
  16. Re: #15 - My Samoan is cuter than her Samoan!
  17. Why do people insist on making my baby "look just like" someone? She doesn't look just like either parent. Or Taj. She's a beautiful baby. A beautiful mix. And THAT'S OK!!
  18. Are my eyes looking older? I think they look wrinkley. This Mary Kay eye stuff better work!
  19. Is it bad to be happy that Sei's black church slacks are tight on him? He married me wearing those pants. Can I fit in pants from when we got married? No. I can't get them over my knees.
  20. Why do men think they're hotter than they are? The ugliest guys will think they're "too hot" for the average chick. Take a look at the beer belly, buddy!
  21. Freak- I'm only on 21??
  22. Taj now thinks it's really cool to pee outside. Thanks to his big brothers...
  23. Liv is so happy and mellow. I am so glad.
  24. Favorite chant from when I was little: "Strawberry shortcake! Banana split! We think your team plays like SH-ift to the left. Shift to the right. Stand up, sit down. Fight! Fight! Fight!"
  25. Saturday for my bday and Mom's day I am taking the day off. I get to do whatever I want to do.
  26. Saturday is made possible by the end of soccer season. Finally!!
  27. How come I can come up with the jokes for my talk on Sunday, but when it comes to actual spiritual doctrine I am drawing a blank?
  28. I bought a new bedspread yesterday. It's sage green and very pretty. Much better than the bed in a bag set I got on clearance 2 years ago.
  29. I've run everyday on my treadmill since March 27 (not counting Sundays and 2 days that I worked out at the church and didn't get a chance to run). Somedays I've run and worked out at the church. I have only lost 1/2 an inch off my hips and 1/2 an inch on my waist. What the...?!?!?
  30. The number one song in the USA on the day I was born was Boogie Nights by the Sylvers.


Tara said...

YOU have issues?! My little sister is 30!!! Man, I feel old now.

Happy Birthday, Sister! Thirty is the new 21. Didn't you know?

Nettie said...

Happy Birthday! I'm talking in church on Sunday, too. Can I borrow one of your jokes? Have fun day Saturday! What are you planning on doing?

~j. said...

I was going to say EXACTLY what Tara said: 30 is the new 21!

(spoken from a 29-year-old...)


#3: I cut Rae's hair shoulder-length in December and have regretted it ever since. What we wouldn't give to be able to pull it back, especially when she's swimming or playing softball.

#8: Did you vote for anyone at all?? Just curious.

#9: Me, too.

#18: It does. :)

#25: What are you going to do?

#27: Use quotes. You can't go wrong with quotes.

Happy Birthday!!!

Robin said...

Happy Birthday YOu Old Fart! You look way young and you are way young. I absolutely loved this post! YOu are the coolest-other than the whole Ashley Parker obsession. I will miss you, but at least you can't stop me from checking your blog daily-sometimes more.
I hate making dinner
I wish Tucker would pee outside-of his pants
I have a crappy bed in a bag set
You are so good for working out like that! I am proud!

Tori :) said...

Thanks everyone! To answer everyone: Saturday I plan to try on jeans at a lot of stores without Taj opening the dressing room door repeatedly. I also have a ton of errands I need to run that are just a pain with kids. I want to look for swimsuits. I want to just walk thru stores without kids asking when we'll be done, etc... Basically I just wanna go out and be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Tori :) said...

Jenny- I suck. I didn't vote for anyone on AI.

Robin- ShopKo has all size bed in a bag sets on sale right now for $60. My new one was a set, but just not ugly like my old one. :) They have sage, blue, a golden color and I think a blue one...

Tori :) said...

I mean a purpley one. I didn't mean to say blue twice.

Gina said...

I didn't even notice you said blue twice blue. Did you see that?

Anyway, I like your post today. I agree that you look way young... even more so in person cuz you are a tiny person. I will always look older than you because I am an AMAZON woman... and I am 2.5 years younger.

Happy Happy Birthday, Tori, Dear...

Katie said...

Happy Birthday!