Wednesday, February 14, 2007

In honor of Valentine's Day: Sweeeet LOVE quotes

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Ted: Bill?
Bill: What?
Ted: I'm in love, dude.
Bill: Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report.
Ted: But, Bill, those are historical babes.

Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Napoleon Dynamite (I couldn't choose just one!!)

Napoleon: I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Or perhaps...

Napoleon: I caught you a delicious bass.

And last but definitely not least...
Napoleon: I like your sleeves. They're real big.


No Cool Story said...

"those are historical babes!"
I love these quotes :D

Napoleon: Who are you gonna ask?
Pedro: That girl over there.
Napoleon: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro: Build her a cake or something.

I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by...Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a stake.

:D Happy Valentine's day!

Gina said...

Awesome post! That is too funny!

My fave quote from ND is, "But my lips hurt real BAD!"

Anonymous said...

your mom goes to college

swampbaby said...

I like the quote about spending hours on the shading of her upper lip. And "I caught you a delicious bass" is the best pick-up line ever.