Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Nitely ritual

Everynite as Sei and I are in the bathroom brushing our teeth it never fails that Sei starts making faces in the mirror. He's not doing this for his own entertainment. Oh no. It's purely for me. It's his attempt to make me either totally nauseous or make me laugh so I spit toothpaste all over him, the mirror, whatever. I should aim at him more... I think my husband is a very handsome man. That's why I don't know how he does it, but he can distort his face into the ugliest of ugly faces. The ugliest. I showed y'all the picture he put on my birthday card. Ok- it looks so much better in black & white. It's so ugly I wouldn't even post it in our family Ugly Contest. He has made faces so ugly and wouldn't stop for like 10 minutes straight. I've actually cried because I was so frustrated with his "hey it looks like I'm taking a dump" face. And now he's added the hunched-over-back-with-his-butt-sticking-way-out walk with his ugly face. Ugh. Last nite he had one lip curled up all weird and his eye squinched up as he brushed one tooth. I think the fact that his has those huge kissy lips (that I LOVE so much!!) enables him to curl them in ways God never intended. At least I'm pretty sure God never intended Sei's face to be a form of torture...

I can't make my face that ugly. Even if I could it wouldn't have the same effect on someone who enjoys watching shows where people break their arms or fall on their heads skateboarding. So,I guess I am doomed to suffer thru this nitely ritual forever. That's ok, because eventually I'll be fat and saggy and won't even have to try to make ugly faces.


BWAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

17 comments:

Lisa M. said...

*laughing*

s--max said...

Too funny!

Suzanne said...

LOL! Where did you find those pictures??? How fun that Sei is so fun. It can get annoying for me one in awhile too, but I'm so grateful for a hubby that can make me smile when no one else can! :)

Suzanne said...

P.S. I don't know how I missed your birthday post, but I'll go back and comment! :)

Stepherz said...

Ugghh. The next to the last pic kinda makes me feel sick. I mean, props to that person for losing a tremendous amount of weight, but. Just but. I'm scared. Someone hold me.

The last picture looks a bit like my grandma, only my grandma dyes her hair reddish purplish brownish. She's super cute when she takes her teeth out. I love the way her cheeks look all soggy like a Boxer puppy when she has her teeth out.

One day Sei and you may not have teeth anymore-- that'll make for some seriously crazy face making during the nitely ritual!

Dana said...

That bungee jumping picture is just disturbing!

annie said...

Why is it that us young women grow up so nicely, we're fun of course but in a refined cute way... while these men on the other hand, they just don't grow up - ever!

No Cool Story said...

Yeah, waht Annie said.
On the other hand, don"t we always say we "love a man who can makes us laugh"?
I know, You should take pictures of all of Sei's super ugly faces, then we can all vote on the ugliest of the ugliest of Sei's ugly faces. That'd be so much fun Tori.

Lauren said...

HAHAHA! Tori, you are soooo silly! Those pictures are disgusting haha!

Amanda said...

Why would she be bungee jumping naked? That is so disgusting!!

Your husband sounds like a hoot.

Tarrie said...

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txmommy said...

sick...that's just sick :)

Mel said...

Yikes, the image of the bungee jumper will haunt me forever!

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

"hey it looks like I'm taking a dump" face

That made me laugh so hard!

Help I need a user name! said...

Love that "Fat Lady Bungee Jumping" pic...too funny!

Kayelyn said...

Ha ha ha, he he he, oh oh oh1 My belly hurts from laughing so hard. Where did you find those pics?!

tara said...

it's that kind of stuff that makes life so fun, huh!? thank goodness you have each other!