Wednesday, September 19, 2007

"Reverend Mother, I have sinned." (What movie??)

I always tease Sei about his family "running on Island time." They're late to everything. But lately I've felt so outta-whack, unorganized, and behind (like not knowing the price of stamps...) I need to thank a few people for some wonderful Good Mail I've received, but Sei has had the camera lately for work so I'm doing my darndest to remember everything by memory. I know Jennie Boo sent me a sweet card with Razzles and Sweet Tarts. Razzles rock- thank you Jennie Boo. Jennie Boo also sent a post card. She deserves the Best Good Mail Girl Award. Jean Knee sent my prize for... I don't remember now. She's very crafty and I am still impressed how she could make a mini-sewing kit look so cool. Thanks Jean Knee, your craftiness on all levels astounds me. Nancy Face has been busy! She sent me a beautiful set of cards and a BIG HUNK candy bar that all my kids fought over. Then a few days later I received a Happy Anniversary card from her. So sweet. On top of that she awarded me the "You Make Me Smile Award." (And I still need to pass that on, so MAKE ME SMILE!!) Thanks so much Nancy!! And Annie is constantly working to make my blog cooler. She has updated my signature once again. Thank you sweet Annie!! I love it. I hope I haven't missed anyone. If I did, please know all good mail is appreciated- even if I seem like a rude dork who forgets to thank you.

Now, it's confession time. I have a guilty pleasure and it's so dumb/bad/loser-y I'm almost embarrassed to admit it. Almost. I watch "Rock of Love" with Bret Michaels. I know!! I'm a loser!!Should I wear a ginormous RED "L" on my chest?? I once admitted to being hooked on "There & Back"- a reality show about the singer Ashley Parker Angel. But I got hooked on that because I was feeding a newborn at weird hours. I don't have that excuse this time. This show is so skank. It really is. It's Bret Michaels- lead singer of the band Poison- trying to "find love" among a group of skanky, ho-ish, foul mouthed women. These women are gross. Seriously- they have to bleep like 1/2 the show. And why do I watch it, you ask?? I don't know. But now I'm invested and the season finale is next week. I want him to pick Jes, not Heather. Heather, a stripper, looks like a biker chick who probably has an STD. So, yeah... I'm a sinner.

Oh, and I think my husband looks like the pro surfer, Kelly Slater. I saw Kelly Slater like 17 years ago on The Mickey Mouse Club as a special guest. I thought he was hot, so I kinda kept up with him after that. When I saw him on Baywatch (He's a horrible actor.) I was like, "Hey! That's Kelly Slater!!" I actually remembered his name! Sei was impressed when I brought him up when we were dating. He couldn't believe I had kept up with him all that time. Seiuli is a surfer. And bald. And has the same beanie Kelly is wearing in the pic below. Coincidence?? I think not. That has nothing to do with anything else in this post. Just a random thought.


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36 comments:

Help I need a user name! said...

The quote is from "The Sound of Music," near the end, when the nuns take some vital organ from a car so the Nazis can't chase the Von Trapp family. Unless that was a rhetorical question...then, it's I who "R" slow.

Thank you for the fab-oo Good Mail today! I already ate the Pop Rocks. Hey, it was my birthday, right?? :)

S said...

Hey I feel ya! I am addicted to those darn "reality" anything. My family doesn't understand me but I am a junkie. I do not have cable thank heavens or I would never sleep. BTW I went to the post office today, and said to myself? Aren't stamps $.41!!! LOL they really need to quit changing it on us!

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

He does look like Sei. How weird.

I feel lame about my lack of thanking people for Good Mail. I should get with the program. Thanks, Dr. Phil.

Allison said...

tori please refer to annies goodmail list for my new address per i have moved.
thank you

Allison

Nancy Face said...

Well jeepers, I'm feeling all famous right about now...thanks! :)

Yep, that Kelly Slater guy doesn't look bad...not too bad at all! ;)

Jamie said...

Yes, they do look alike!!!!

By the way, how do you pronounce your husband's name?

Yvonne said...

Sure wish I lived in the U.S. and could be part of the Good Mail. Sounds like such fun.

I love random thoughts interjected in a post--makes for fun reading.

Kayelyn said...

I love the song. Fallen Angel. Poison. Oh yeah.

Movie quote- Sound of Music and I think it is said in Sister Act, too. It's been awhile since I have seen Whoopie in the movie.

Jamie- Sei is pronounced say and Seiuli is pronounced say-ee-oo-lee.

Dana said...

We were watching a DVRed movie last night (Meatloaf - To Hell and Back) and I kept seeing the commercials for Rock of Love and that Scott Baio show. I really wish I had watched Rock of Love; the Scott Baio show, not so much.

Tori :) said...

Help! - Ding ding ding! You are right! You win some, uh, Pop Rocks!!

S- I know! Didn't stamps just go up like a few weeks ago???

Millie- If more people would be lame, then I could be lame too.

Allison- Ok.

Nancy- Nope. He's hot.

Jamie- It's SAY-oo-LEE or you can call him Sei (SAY)

Yvonne- There's a girl from Canada on our list, but I know that would cost you $$. You can do it via email if you'd like...

Kayelyn- Say ee oo lee sounds like Seieeuli. LOL.

Dana- you mind is purer because you don't watch Rock of Love. It's so skank.

Amanda said...

We still love you even if you watch skanky reality shows. ;)

I need to get back on the good mail bandwagon.

And, Kelly does look a lot like Sei. Very nice!

JennieBoo said...

Yummy!

I love the pics!

Thank you for my sweet "good mail", too!

Ciao for now!

Hannemann Family said...

Ster gets that he looks like Kelly Slater all the time, too. It's the bald surfer look.
You know they just eat that right up!
Hey...what is up with the "running on island time" thing...it's totally a Polynesian thing!

Lauren said...

Ooooo Kelly Slater is rather attractive indeed.

I hate reality shows because I get addicted! I remember when Ashley Parker Angel was on the reality show "Making the Band" when he was like 18. I watched it, strictly because of him.

Tori, have a grand day ok?!

aubrey said...

ya i get addicted to those stupid reality tv shows. i just have to be strong and avoid thtem. and kelly slater is a hottie.

Tori :) said...

Amanda- I always forget to check Annie's list and you're on it! I need to be better about balancing the 2.

Jennie Boo- You're very welcome. And thank you again!

Hannemann Family- Definitely a poly thing and I think Ster's family is the worst. Them and the An Yous.

Lauren- I had no idea who APA was until he was selling an O-town cd at a garage sale and pointed himself out on the cover!!

aubrey- You're stronger than me. Of course, if we were fighting for Jacob I would be stronger...

No Cool Story said...

You are not a loser. My twin can't be a loser, so there. Besides, Jake would not like that kind of talk, you know?

Anyway, I don't any channels in EspaƱol 'cause I find them embarrassing, but sometimes I'll watch the Mexican news, just to get mad at them "Oh no, you didn’t just do that…grrr! who watches this crap?" and stuff like that :)
Joel tells me everything that happens in “rock of love” because he loves me like that.

No Cool Story said...

Oh and Arrrrr!

Tori :) said...

NCS- I think of you everytime I watch Joel. I think "There's NCS's boyfriend..."

and a Yo-Ho-Ho!

(No- YOU aren't a HO, that's just what we pirates say.)

swampbaby said...

Here's your BIG RED L.

Atleast the reality shows I watch are informative or uplifting (yes, watching So You Think You Can Dance counts as both). ;-)

swampbaby said...

P.S. At least you don't watch "Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane" or "The Girls Next Door." And, uh, no, I'm not speaking from experience or anything - no, not at all.. The fact I even know those exist is pathetic.

s--max said...

Okay ~ I may have you beat. & I can't believe I'm actually admitting it...
The Two Coreys. Yes ~ I really do watch it & I don't know why!

Tori :) said...

Sister- I've never heard of the Kimora one and no, I don't watch the playboy mansion one. I only know it's about that because I watch NCS's boyfriend, Joel, on The Soup.

s--max YOU WIN.

Mel said...

I just got to watch Sound of Music the other day when I was flipping through channels and my daughter fell in love with it...I really enjoy that movie and she was mesmerized!

Sei and Kelly do look alike...you have one good looking guy there!

As far as skanky reality tv, we all have skeletons in our closet. You do what makes you happy!

txmommy said...

they do look a like.
We all have our TV secret loves (mine is Amazing Race and Ace of Cakes and shhhh....Survivor On tomoororw finallyy!!!!)

wendy said...

My 13 year old dd recently got her haircut in a "grown up do" that reminds me of Mr. Poison's 80's hair-band do. She just needs a little aquanet. So does his hair look the same today? or has he sold out?

ps you hubby does look like that surfer dude!

Stepherz said...

So funny! You admit to having a crush on one of the Wiggles, but you're afraid we'll consider you a loser for loving Rock of Love!? Silly Tori! ;-) We love ya!

Lauren said...

WAIT a SECOND! Hold the phone... You MET APA??????!!!

Tori :) said...

Mel- I love Sound of Music too!!!

TxMommy- One day you will be watching me and Sei on The Amazing Race. We'll kick butt!

Wendy- Bret wears a bandana all the time. I don't even know if he HAS hair!

Stepherz- Awww... Thanks.

Lauren- I was like, "Wait! Who's APA?!?!" Yeah we met. We totally made out. Tiffany Lynn was really mad... Kidding. No, he had a garage sale on "There & Back." :P

Tori :) said...

I'm wondering if I should have had y'all looking at my husband so closely. Do I like other women saying that Kelly is a hottie and that Sei looks like him?? Hmmmm... Kidding.

Allison said...

i have moved so i thought i would tell you so u can change the address on the list.

refer to other list to get new address please

Tori :) said...

Allison- I corrected it a few minutes ago.

Jean Knee said...

skanks are fascinating the same way ultra rich people are--they're so foreign to your own life that they are fascinating

aubrey said...

tori, i just finished eclipse and my love for jacob is a LOT stronger now. so bring it, honey! BRING it.

Tori :) said...

Oh no you DIHN'T!!! Girl, I'm positive Jacob has imprinted on me. You need to just STEP OFF.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I prefer Slater from Saved By The Bell.