Friday, October 05, 2007

Bathroom Break

I've explained before how Taj doesn't like to flush the toilet because his #2s are his "poop friends." If he does flush then they were "bad poop friends." Well, yesterday I told him he needed to flush because his poop friends were stinkin'- bad. He said (& I swear I'm not makin' this up!):
"But Mom, my big poop friend will be so sad.
He was so happy to get out."


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31 comments:

jenica said...

hehe. awesome! i remember thinking things like that when i was little. ;-D he won't turn out too badly, he just makes friends easily. haha!

Suzanne said...

LOL!!! Taj is just precious! :D

Yvonne said...

That is too funny. You've got to ask him what constitutes a "bad poop friend"???

omar said...

That poor big poop friend. So happy to be free, then BAM - flushed.

s--max said...

LOL ~ that's too funny! =}

Tashasc30 said...

lol!!!lol!!! thats funny but to cute

Nancy Face said...

You know what will be REALLY funny? When Taj is playing at a friend's house and leaves his little (or BIG!) poop friends in THEIR toilet! My son's friend used to do that at our house all the time, and I swear, his poop friends were MAN SIZED! Ewww! :0

Special K ~Toni said...

Were you able to keep a straight face? I would have died laughing!

Dana said...

Classic.

Dana said...

Classic.

S said...

Tell him that just maybe they would be happier in the big tank and so happy they might leave skid marks!

Ok that is gross but you brought it up.

Lauren said...

Tori, this is a serious matter. Don't make him flush his little buddy down the hole of misery and endless woe. Poor Taj...I feel for him.

:) haha

Stacey said...

Free the big poop friend!

Friends don't let friends get flushed down the toilet.

carronin said...

That's so funny. But I would get worried if his poo gets a name like Mr. Hanky and he starts singing the Christmas poo song. Just sayin'.

Colleen said...

Poop friends.... hahaha

Amanda said...

Hahahahahaha!!! He is too funny! Tell him that all his poop friends go down the toliet to a big poop party. They will feel left out if they don't get to go. ;)

I remember as a kid worrying about leaving one or two cheerios or peas or whatever on my plate or in my bowl. They would feel left out if they didn't all get eaten (my parents probably loved this!), but I don't remember having issues with poop.

PJ said...

LAUGHING.OUT.LOUD!

Jean Knee said...

I've never been attatched to a particular poo friend, I love 'em all

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Constipation is like a Poop Vacation, then?

I have no problem flushing my poop friends away and waving 'Bye-Bye' to them. It's when they come back and won't stay flushed and want to wiggle around my bathroom floor that I get really bugged by them.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Why don't I have your e-mail????!!? I wanted to know if you could let one more into your Good Mail Girls party. Fine, e-mail me then.

it's
elasticwaistbandlady@yahoo.com

Stepherz said...

Boys are gwoss. Gwoss, gwoss.

But you have to love them because they are sooooo freakin' funny!

NOBODY said...

oh that's a riot!
What a sweet boy, so understanding of trapped poo...
Love it!

Sunbum said...

Even when your real life friends disappoint you, your poop friends will always be there for you....

That's what that stupid, "I'll Be There For You" song was really about.

wendy said...

Poor Taj! I am always finding unflushed toilets around here.... ew!

Hannemann Family said...

Tori - your posts make me laugh so hard...
I love your Taj stories...I know Max will grow up to be just like him.
I love your "aging body part" post...Sterling would probably say my whole body is aging!
I too have seen those freaky weird movies with nightmarish, disgustingly large spiders, ants, bugs. What I want to know is...who the heck thinks of these things!
Anyhow, you are sooo RAD! I love your blog!

Ashley said...

Kids come up with the funniest stuff. We couldn't make that stuff up if we tried.

Emily said...

I just cried a little from laughing so hard, I think my brother did too.

Kayelyn said...

"He was so happy to get out" and you will be so happy that he's not hanging around in your toilet anymore. The whole fam is laughing out loud!!!

I'd love to give you advice, but I'm laughing too hard to think.

You almost have to be a parent to really appreciate what Taj is saying. Ya know what I mean?

so grateful to be Mormon! said...

hi tori:
such a riot the darnest things the little ones say sometimes! too funny, kathleen :)

ps. and i like seeing the "you make me smile" award over to your sidebar area. you're so fun.

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

I can't stop laughing!

No Cool Story said...

no way.
HahahahahahahA!!!!!