Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Women 1 point Men 0

WARNING: MALES may not appreciate this post. Women, on the otherhand, will love it.


On occasion I like to be a big dork and at random times ask a man, who has requested to remain "anonymous," who I am married to, "Why do you love me??" And I expect good, non-generic answers. Well, last nite I asked him again, "Why do you love me??" And he starts with his answers, "Because you're beautiful and you always believe in me..." Being the brat I am I said, "You always say that!!"

He went on to say, "And because you're... nevermind, I'll regret saying that."

Me:"Tell me! Tell me! What, because I'm always right."


Him: "Yes, you're always right."

Can we get an instant replay??

"Yes, you're always right."

In slow-motion??


"Yeeeessss, yoooouuuu'rrrreeee alllllwaaaaayssssss riiiiiiiiiight."


Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.


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24 comments:

omar said...

I want to boycott this post, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to be first.

FIRST!

Anonymous said...

What a wuss and a sell out! He's giving us men an unrealistic expectation. He should of said "because you cook and clean!"

omar said...

(High-fives anonymous)

Tori :) said...

Omar- I should have borrowed your wife's awesome magnet for my post picture.

Anonymous- But I don't cook and clean.

Omar- tsk tsk. That's a no no.

Eric's Mommy said...

That is so true because we ARE always right!!

Suzanne said...

YES!!! Tori, you have a keeper! :D

Annie said...

Woot!

Annie said...

I'll never get the hear that from Secret Agent Man. He gets to be the smart one in the family. I'm okay with it.

Lauren said...

Wow, that was amazing!

tara said...

Ummm... he's a keeper! And yes, oh the blooger blahs! I've got 'em.

S said...

I like to say "Hon can I get that in writting!" Beautiful! and no regrets buddy we ALL heard this one!!!! Ps I think I have guessed who anonymous is! I figured it out yesterday.....but today it is confirmed! *~*

utmommy said...

I ask my hubby the same thing. But, I've never gotten that answer.
DANG

Yvonne said...

Smart men always know the RIGHT things to say!!!
He's a keeper!

No Cool Story said...

HA! And saved for prosperity,
For always and forever!

Woo hooo! 1-0

BadAti2d said...

Eh. If marital "relations" occur anytime in the 48-hour period following him saying that, it was only a means to an end.

Not that you may not always *be* right, mind you.

swampbaby said...

I can guarantee you, with 100% absoluteness, I will never hear those words out of the anonymous person who I am married to.

aubrey said...

yes, i am with whomever said the word "marital relations". guys will lay on the sugar thick as a means to a favorable end.

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

Very nice!

b. said...

does he give lessons?

Jenny said...

Of all the times you should have had the video camera rolling! I have gotten "you're right," but I seriously doubt I will ever hear an "always" inserted in there. LOL!

Kayelyn said...

Rule #1: Of course WE are ALWAYS right.
Rule #2: Should you ever think I am wrong; refer to rule #1!

TheVasquez3 said...

salutations!

and that was VERY cute!

Nancy Face said...

I am still laughing out loud at your slow motion, as I try to type! HAHAHA! :D

Help I need a user name! said...

I'm speechless. Wow.