WARNING: MALES may not appreciate this post. Women, on the otherhand, will love it.
On occasion I like to be a big dork and at random times ask a man, who has requested to remain "anonymous," who I am married to, "Why do you love me??" And I expect good, non-generic answers. Well, last nite I asked him again, "Why do you love me??" And he starts with his answers, "Because you're beautiful and you always believe in me..." Being the brat I am I said, "You always say that!!"
He went on to say, "And because you're... nevermind, I'll regret saying that."
Me:"Tell me! Tell me! What, because I'm always right."
Him: "Yes, you're always right."
Can we get an instant replay??
"Yes, you're always right."In slow-motion??
"Yeeeessss, yoooouuuu'rrrreeee alllllwaaaaayssssss riiiiiiiiiight."
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
24 comments:
I want to boycott this post, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to be first.
FIRST!
What a wuss and a sell out! He's giving us men an unrealistic expectation. He should of said "because you cook and clean!"
(High-fives anonymous)
Omar- I should have borrowed your wife's awesome magnet for my post picture.
Anonymous- But I don't cook and clean.
Omar- tsk tsk. That's a no no.
That is so true because we ARE always right!!
YES!!! Tori, you have a keeper! :D
Woot!
I'll never get the hear that from Secret Agent Man. He gets to be the smart one in the family. I'm okay with it.
Wow, that was amazing!
Ummm... he's a keeper! And yes, oh the blooger blahs! I've got 'em.
I like to say "Hon can I get that in writting!" Beautiful! and no regrets buddy we ALL heard this one!!!! Ps I think I have guessed who anonymous is! I figured it out yesterday.....but today it is confirmed! *~*
I ask my hubby the same thing. But, I've never gotten that answer.
DANG
Smart men always know the RIGHT things to say!!!
He's a keeper!
HA! And saved for prosperity,
For always and forever!
Woo hooo! 1-0
Eh. If marital "relations" occur anytime in the 48-hour period following him saying that, it was only a means to an end.
Not that you may not always *be* right, mind you.
I can guarantee you, with 100% absoluteness, I will never hear those words out of the anonymous person who I am married to.
yes, i am with whomever said the word "marital relations". guys will lay on the sugar thick as a means to a favorable end.
Very nice!
does he give lessons?
Of all the times you should have had the video camera rolling! I have gotten "you're right," but I seriously doubt I will ever hear an "always" inserted in there. LOL!
Rule #1: Of course WE are ALWAYS right.
Rule #2: Should you ever think I am wrong; refer to rule #1!
salutations!
and that was VERY cute!
I am still laughing out loud at your slow motion, as I try to type! HAHAHA! :D
I'm speechless. Wow.
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