Thursday, December 06, 2007

You might be moving (aka I'm a loser.)

~ If your hair has been in braids or a flippy ponytail for a week straight... you might be moving.

~ If you've worn the same 'Utah Blog Fest' tshirt for a week straight... you might be moving.

~ If you haven't worn a bra under that shirt for a week straight... you might be moving.

~ If there's crap all over the floor and you don't even bother to pick it up because you know you'll "get to it later"... you might be moving.

~ If you're sleeping on a mattress because the bed frame has been taken down... you might be moving.

~ If you go to Target dressed like stated above and think, "I'm not gonna see any of these people again"... you might be moving.

~ If you get up in the middle of the nite because your kid is crying and get freaked out by a pile of boxes in the living room... you might be moving.

~ If you've eaten frozen pizzas and fast food- on paper plates- for the last few days... you might be moving.

~ If you have 1/2 the neighborhood kids in front of your house going thru a box marked "FREE" and you're excited they're there... you might be moving.

~ If you have a dumpster that's bigger than your car sitting in your driveway... you might be moving.

~ If you a chunking stuff into that dumpster right and left- even good stuff- because you never use it... you might be moving.

~ If you're wasting time blogging something based on a Jeff Foxworthy stand up routine because there's so much to do and you don't wanna do it... you might be moving.

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17 comments:

Suzanne said...

Oh Tori, you're so busy. I'm hoping you're getting everything done! Oh and LOL about the no bra. What? Did you pack them all up already? ;)

s--max said...

Too funny! Is it bad that a couple of those fit my list & I'm NOT moving? =}
Hey ~ when your casa is ready, let me know & I'll help ya.

Tori :) said...

Suzanne- Things are coming along slowly but surely.

S--max- I know, I guess alot of this list has nothing to do with me moving. :) I'll totally let you know. YAY! I have a friend in Texas!!! I'm totally ready for some OTB.

Yvonne said...

De-junking always is a pain, but it sure feels good when it's done!!!

Just take a breather now and then--it will help.

Annie said...

I love it! Moving is a great time to free yourself from some of the clutter that you've been holding on to.

I remember when our house was being builit, we put half our stuff in storage. After living without it for six months, I got used to not having it and didn't feel like bringing the stuff back in when the house was finally ready.

The kids sure do miss their bikes.

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

What an awesome post!

NOBODY said...

I am not moving!

In love with my wife said...

I totally miss you babe!!

PJ said...

Umm...I might be moving. Just kidding my home is perfection, really. Yep, that's my story...

Are you getting any help? I hope so, I know how stressful all that can be. Hope it goes swiftly, take care of yourself.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I always blog when I should be doing other things......braless, might I add.

We got so much in common!

utmommy said...

Well my hair is in a pony tail or braids a lot lately, and I don't put a bra on until like noon. And, I'm not even moving.

What does that say about me?

Nancy Face said...

I loved reading this! I'm so glad you decided to blog when you have a bazillion other things to do! Hang in there...braless, haha! :)

Mrs. Monkey Butt said...

What a sweet note from Sei.

I am so glad I am not moving. But you are getting a bigger, brand-new house. Just think of that- then you won't care about being bra-less and wearing the same shirt for days.

Dana said...

I never thought about putting a box outside that said Free. I might have to try it someday but I'll need a really big box if I'm going to fit my kids in it.

aubrey said...

wow, a DUMPSTER to throw your stuff in? that is a lot of stuff you're throwing away.

No Cool Story said...

I give this post a thumbs up.

IF you have awsome picture of your cool new home beign built....you might be moving.

A Little Revolution said...

"f you haven't worn a bra under that shirt for a week straight... you might be moving." or my wife's friend going bra free at our wedding. First the blue hair would draw you in and then the no bra look on a "big girl" to make you even sicker. So as long as your hair isn't blue...