Friday, February 29, 2008

Apples to apples


Ok, so... adam's apples. I never really thought about them. I do remember this guy in a Michael Jackson impersonation contest on TV that had a huge one. I think that's when I learned about Adam's apples- back in '81. My guitar teacher had a big one too. Anyway... apparently my husband has one too!! Who knew!?!? ;) The other nite I was lying on his chest watching TV and I have this weird habit of lightly pinching his neck when we're lying down. And then- it happened. He swallowed and this golf ball inside his throat moved up and down. What the heck??!?!? I was like 'Oh my gosh! What just moved in your throat?!?!' "Uh babe, it's called an adam's apple...' 'I know what it's called. When did you get one??' Sei thought this was hilarious and saw how horrified I was by this new discovery so what do you think he did? He chased me with his throat!! He kept laying his throat on me in weird places and making my hand feel his adam's apple. (That sounds really kinky, but it soooo IS NOT!) I'm sorry, but adam's apples feel totally icky. Tell me I'm not alone in this feeling!!! Tonite, feel your husband or boyfriend's adam apple. Omar- feel your own or maybe a friend's. ;) Is that not weird that guy's have a yo-yo in their throat?!?! Am I the weird one??


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21 comments:

omar said...

I'll stick to feeling my own, thanks. :)

Yes, you're the weird one.

I think it's hilarious that he chased you around with his throat.

swampbaby said...

I am LOL because you are so weird and the throat-chasing thing IS a bit kinky ;-)

Millie said...

Heeeeeeee... that sounds strangely familiar. :)

You had me all curious. I had to go in the bedroom and feel Bri's Adam's apple. And yes, he does have one. I don't get to see it very mucn.

Millie said...

*much

Chel said...

That's funny. But I'm with you... I'd rather not feel it. :)

Stacey said...

I'll have to wait until my hubby gets home tomorrow to feel his Adam's apple. You guys get all the fun! ;)

LMBO about him chasing you with his throat! :D

Whiney Momma said...

Too funny. I was just thinking about this the other day. We were talking about some women who seem to have them too. Weird.

aubrey said...

ya, i'm with you. i think they're wierd. my dad is a thin dude with a long neck and his sticks out pretty far. it grosses me out sometimes. paul's i don't notice so much. and the chasing you with his throat..definitely sounds kinky.

Yvonne said...

O.K. you are so funny. I have always thought they are weird--I'm going to have google and find out why they have them. Thanks for always helping me learn new stuff ; )

Yvonne said...

By the way just read your post about kickboxing--I think we all need a video!!!

Anonymous said...

yap! LITTLE KINKY.. lol
Alabama Grandmother

Klin said...

Ya know, I never really gave them much thought. I do find myself watching them when the guy is talking, but well, they don't really bother me.

Sei loves to tease and torture you, playfully, doesn't he?

PJ said...

Hmmm...I don't notice 'em. I have been craving apple crisp lately.

:)

:)o Look I made a smiley with an Adam's apple!!

Nancy Face said...

Sounds a teensy bit kinky to me, hahaha! :D

My hubby's Adam's apple isn't noticeable to me at all!

Nancy Face said...

I got your birthday card in the mail today! Thank you so much! It made my day! :D

Lauren said...

I am so with you on this! And you know what, Ted has "adam's appled my hand before too. It is so disgusting!!!! eww

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

hilarious tori that your babe was chasing you with that. made me grin. try putting your neck/face on him while purring/humming ... it is quite cool! he he. i've said toooo much. nighty night hilarious you, kathleen :)

No Cool Story said...

Honey: This doesn't make you weird.


Not when compared to everything else ;)

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

"Not when compared to everything else ;)"????

hahahaha, oh, i am just giggling!!!

oh, i just adore you tori! :)

Amanda said...

I just have to share the funniest story about adam's apples. When my hubby was on his mission he and his companion were teaching this lady. She was a black lady and was kind of on the heavy side with short hair. She didn't really dress up much, just wore sweats most of the time. She was pretty poor. Anyway, they invited her to come to church. She agreed, but said she had nothing to wear. He and his companion rallied the Relief Society sister's to gather some women's clothing and took them to her house. On Sunday she came, wearing sweats. She loved sacrament meeting and then they took her ro Relief Society. She seemed to really like church, but had a problem with RS. This went on for a couple of weeks. One day he and his companion were teaching her and she leans back in her chair and starts rubbing her neck. My hubby says, "I didn't know women had an adam's apple". She, who was actually a he all this time said, "Let's get one thing straight, I'm a guy, I'm a man, I'm a male." Poor guy apparantly all his life people have thought he was a woman because he is kind of girly.

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

amanda and tori,
i am just laughing my guts out over amanda's story! thanks amanda! kathleen :)