Friday, March 14, 2008

Honesty is WAY overrated

So, yesterday Taj wanted me to go outside with him to push him on the swing. Being the great mom I am I said, "Sure. I'll swing you." He got distracted with something as we headed outside so I sat on one of the swings on our swing set to wait for him. He looked up and this conversation took place:

Taj: Mommmmmm.... (said like a parent talking to a 2 year old that's about to take another cookie.)

Me: What?

Taj: You're going to break that.

Me: Why? Am I too big?

Taj: Well, your butt is!

(I got off the swing with my head hung in shame.)

The End.


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16 comments:

Yvonne said...

Laughing with you, not at you. (That's too cute ; )

JC said...

I guess we know he won't be writing any "Sir Mix-a-lot" style songs.

Millie said...

Don't let the Man put you down. Stick your chubby butt (you don't have one, by the way) in that swing and get busy.

Whitney said...

Ooooh! Thats funny, but definately not true. I haven't had the opportunity (he he) to see your butt, but I've seen your face, and you don't look like a chick with a big butt. :) Kids say the darndest things!

NOBODY said...

Why that little...
I hope you whooped him good.

PJ said...

HA! Kids! Who invented them anyway?

Stacey said...

Kids are a little too blunt. My 6 year old said,"Wow,mom you got a ginormous booty!" and then smacked it. To be fair though I do have a big ol' butt...along with a big everything else.

You don't look like you have a big butt to me.

swampbaby said...

Well you do have a lotta booty for a white girl. ;-) Atleast he told you in private. And at least he did not announce that your friend's butt was really big with a whole group of people over, including the friend. Yeah, guess who did that...

Klin said...

Taj lied.

Well, it might be big compared to his, but it's NOT big.

Let's ask Sei. He will have a more accurate view ;)

Chel said...

haha... He's probably heard you say that before :) It would only be big if it was on his little body. :)

utmommy said...

Gotta love kids!

One time S said, "Mom why is your skin bigger than dad's?"

Me: What?

S: You're fat.

Me: Thanx

Nancy Face said...

OH NOOO! I really hate that kind of honesty! :0

But I think he's very wrong!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Sounds like my version of Little Red Riding Hood.
"My Grandma, what a big butt you have."

"The better to crush you with, my dear!"

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

dork!

not you. you rock.

Lauren said...

What butt? You don't have a butt.

Ok, that was funny/sad at the same time.

Lauren said...

What butt? You don't have a butt.

Ok, that was funny/sad at the same time.