Friday, April 11, 2008

My thoughts on a very important subject...




So, Shark Boy is gonna be Jacob Black in the new Twilight movie, huh?? Interesting. Not quite how I pictured him, but if I told you how I pictured this 16 year old character you might call me Mary Kay LeTourneau...

Don't get me wrong, Shark Boy is a cutie, but when I see him all I can think is "Close your eyes, shut your mouth. Dream a dream and get us out. Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream..."










But, on the plus side he does have great abs. And in Twilight Jacob hasn't had his, um, "growth spurt" yet. Shark Boy will do. My little sister, Ali, will be happy. (And she won't seem like a perv like I probably sound like.)
















I think I would prefer Steven Strait (aka "Warren Peace" in Sky High) but they didn't ask me.

















And here Steven is lookin' all Jacob-ish: HAWT and manly. He's had HIS growth spurt. Yummy.




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13 comments:

Lauren said...

Honestly, that is exactly how I pictured Jacob Black. But...I wish they picked Steven Strait because he is HAWT! Have you seen 10,000 BC?! I almost died!

Colleen said...

I don't know that they would ever find actors as perfect as the picture we have in our head... but I suppose they're working on coming close (and... I guess I'm in the same "perv" boat as you.)

No Cool Story said...

Dude! I told you NOT to look! ;)
He looks way too young.
I was all for Steven :(
Oh well.

Stacey said...

Perv! ;)

He does have nice abs. You could bounce a quarter off that stomach.

Whitney said...

Shark boy looks too young :( But maybe that's the idea? So his transformation is more dramatic? Maybe Steven will play "Grown up Jacob"?...(I sit here crossing my fingers, I've always liked him, but I must say, that last picture? oooooh boy)

Gretch said...

Tori, You crack me up!!

Nancy Face said...

Shark Boy is an adorable little boy, haha! :D

Yvonne said...

They're all little boys to me ; )

annie said...

He was ok in 3D :)

Klin said...

I vote for your choice. I just don't picture the little boy as Jacob. Even younger, Jacob seemed more mature physically than the little boy.

I'm over doing it on the trying not to be perv.

"Yummy" sums up your pick just perfect.

aubrey said...

uh, what? steven is in 10k bc? i might have to see it then. and that last picture is yummilicious.

Amanda said...

My son was standing over my shoulder when I came to your website. Great! Now he is going to tell his dad that mom looks at scantily clad men on-line while he is at work. ;)

Steven Strait wasn't bad in the movie 10,000 BC. I didn't realize he was the guy in Sky High.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Sharkboy and Lavagirl easily made the Infidel worst movies of all time list.

Easily.

They couldn't cast Steven Strait because he is teh HOT. You can't have a secondary character from the first movie overshadowing the main character. Let's face it, Steven is far more beautiful than Robert Pattinson.