Monday, June 02, 2008

Confession Booth


We've all done stupid things in life. I know I have. And I'm not about to tell y'all most of them... BUT!!! I will admit to some dumb stuff under the protection of anonymity. So.... today I am turning off my statcounter thingy and opening my confession booth. Feel free to air your dirty laundry, the skeletons in your closet, your pet peeves, whatevah... and you can totally do it as "anonymous." Or make up a name... Whatever you choose.




If you are a psycho that wears masks please don't tell me here. Thanks.



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Anonymous said...

I once went to look at a couch set that was for sale in an apartment. I thought a couple (man and woman) would be there. It was actually 3 college guys. I went alone. I went upstairs to look at one couch and downstairs INTO THE BASEMENT to look at another. The entire time I was thinking "If they kill you, you TOTALLY deserve it STUPID!!!" They didn't kill me and I bought the couch set.
The End

Anonymous said...

I still google my old boyfriends. Regularly. How pathetic am I?

Anonymous said...

When I was 5, I stole some sparkly beads from a craft store.

Last week I accidentally stole a bag of soil from WalMart-- I asked for 3 bags, she charged me for 2, I took 3 bags. I haven't gone back and confessed because it was only $1.67. But I still feel guilty!!!

Anonymous said...

My son was a shoplifter at the ripe old age of 7 months. When he was in his car seat I would give him things to play with to distract him. Three different times we went home and found stolen loot in his car seat.

The worst part is that even though I meant to take the items back,I never did. They were inexpensive but that's not the point,is it?

*hangs head in shame*

Anonymous said...

There is a member of my family who is a hypochondriac. She is on lots of different meds and she always has some kind of "health issue". Her problems are worse than everyone else's and she makes sure that you know it. Her life is so tough even though her hubby works full time and does the majority of the housework. Whateva!!! >:(

No Cool Story said...

I have never done anything stupid in my whole life. So I'm just going to sit here and read all of your comments, without judging.

So FYI, none of these here comments are mine ;)

Anonymous said...

Too many skeletons in my closet and too much dirty laundry. if I think of anything that I CAN write about, I'll come back.

Auntie Martha said...

I'll just say "Oh Lord Forgive me"
Now I feel better. lol

Anonymous said...

I took $40 from my friend's money stash when I was 14. I suck so bad.

psycho who never wears masks said...

I'm worried that my little girl might have cancer. :(

Anonymous said...

About 16 years agod the bank gave me $100 extra.
My boyfriend said I should keep it, so I did.
I still feel terrible about it becuase it was wrong AND I listened to a jerk...making me a double jerk.
:(

PS: Do'h ;)

Anonymous said...

I have not bought music for 10 years

and unless I really want to spend the $ and go out for dinner and a movie, I watch all my movies online.




(For free)

Anonymous said...

I am addicted to "Nip/Tuck" which is like soft-core porn.

Anonymous said...

I don't like wet bread. So even though my mom woke up early to make me lunch for at least 5 years of my schooling, I never once ate one of the sandwiches she packed. And I never said anything, because I didn't want to seem ungrateful. Instead, I wasted 5 years of bread and deli meat.

Anonymous said...

I love my husband, we have a good marriage.
I have a tiny (one-way) crush on someone in our stake. He's not particularly handsome...he's just very cute and amazing.
I bet he thinks I'm the rudest person in the world becuase i try to ignore/avoid him the best I can.
I need to stay away from him.

Anonymous said...

I'm totally jealous of my husband's "life." I have absolutely NO cool stories or anything unless you wanna hear about how I got that stain out of the kid's shirt. So boring. I love being a SAHM but sometimes I am SOOOO bored. :(

Joshua Barton said...

I make boatloads of money off of online scams, and yet I still only got my mom a card for mother's day.

The real joshua barton said...

I do not make boatloads of money off online scams.
I have many legitimate businesses all over the world and while most of them are completely altruistic in nature, I make a reasonable amount of money with my latex importing/exporting venture.
For more info e-mail me!

Anonymous said...

Ooh, this is getting interesting.
;-)

Anonymous said...

Back when I was young and dumb I got married right out of high school. We were totally broke. I worked at a grocery store and every day for lunch I would get lunch from the deli and tell them I would pay for it at the front registers, but I never did. I have always felt so rotten about this!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I spilt fingernail polish in my ex's car on purpose. A lot of it. Oops.

Anonymous said...

Josh- what's your email??

Anonymous said...

When I was 15 I totally made out with this guy who I didn't even really like just to see what it was like to "make out" with someone. Then later I really liked his friend, even though the guy I made out with was totally in love with me. He walked in on me making out with his friend- in his bedroom. Then he drank 6 of his dad's wine coolers and got drunk, puked, etc... What makes it totally worse than it already was- I didn't even care at the time. I just wanted to kiss his friend some more. :(

Anonymous said...

I stole a little 45 record in 1st or 2nd grade. I think I may have told my mom that I won it. I didn't. I am a thief.

fawndear said...

I'm the perfect mom of a half dozen with one glaring obsession. I'm totally addicted to Stephenie Meyer's Twilight book series. If I'm not reading them I'm listening to them on CD. My poor two year old is feeding herself out of cereal boxes it's gotten so bad. Help.

Mindi said...

i came over from ncs, and i must say--this idea is GENIUS.
might have to be your creepy stalker, too.
do you have any hair from your hairbrush and i could make a little hair person version of you?

Anonymous said...

We had one of those alcohol/addiction units in 11th grade. My friends approched me afterwards. I thought they were kidding, but they were serious, they said I drank too much.
We still went out clubbing that weekend, my friends keep up with me and my drinking, we scored some hot guys and no one bothered me again.
Wanna know when my "friends" stopped talking to me? When I quit drinking. Yeah, 'cause I was no fun then.

Anonymous said...

I cheated on my boyfriend in college with a guy who was hotter. Then I broke up with my boyfriend out of guilt. He never knew why I was breaking up with him.

Anonymous said...

i sometimes wonder if my ex ever loved me and if he did, why didn't he say anything? guys can be so dense sometimes...i gave him plenty to work with...and i wonder if he is jelous of my hot husband for getting me...you snooze, you loose...and i'm better looking than his wife...there, i said it....someone tell me they think the same way, i don't want to feel alone.....it's way to late and i'm tired, but no better time for confession...great idea tori!

Anonymous said...

I am no longer her friend because she's white trash, her kids are brats and her house is a pigsty.
She grosses me out.

Anonymous said...

I got pregnant on purpose but I told my husband it was an accident.

Anonymous said...

I also cheated on almost every one of my boyfriends. Good times!

The only regret I have was when M (I was also dating L and J, but he only knew about L) found out...he was really hot :(

Anonymous said...

I cheated on almost every single one of my boyfriends starting in 8th grade.

B w/ P
D w/ G
J w/ B
A w/ M
M w/ C and N
C w/ J

But I got all the cheating out of my system before I was married. :P

Anonymous said...

High school is the time to cheat!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry- I had to fix my other list. I forgot one or 2...

Tori :) said...

If you are receiving all the new comments via email then y'all know that I can't remember to click anonymous on my own blog. Shhhhh. No telling which ones are mine. k?

M de la C said...

Maria de la Cruz will never tell Tori!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad I'm done having children. Does that make me a bad mother?

Anonymous said...

I'm a totally jealous person. I always think my hubby thinks other women are prettier, and why is he married to me. I get jealous of girls he works with. Why can't I just relax?

Jean Knee said...

I bought something at a store and it broke, I returned it and it broke again, I sorta fixed it myself, it wasn't perfect but better. So everytime I went through the self checkout line I wouldn't scan an item until it equalled the amount of the defective product.

pants on fire said...

I tell people I am a bad liar when in fact I am an excellent liar.

Anonymous said...

I liked my boyfriend's best friend all through high school.

Anonymous said...

I want to quit my job and say at home with ME! I really want some time alone and I'm tired of a boss who can't see past her nepotism.

Anonymous said...

There are times I don't want to be nice and I don't want to be social.

Anonymous said...

I have the Post Secret updates sent to my email every Sunday. If you keep this up, I'll be addicted to your blog!

Anonymous said...

I used to sit in the bathroom when I was little and say every cuss word I knew, as fast as I could...only as long as it would take to go pee though.

s--max said...

This is a brilliant idea, Tori! 47 ~ that must be a record! & you already know too many of my secrets...

Anonymous said...

DUH!

I'm addicted to Post Secret and this Confession Booth.


I let people who are only buying a few things get in line before me. It makes me happy to make someone's day :)

squeaky clean said...

This is such a great idea Tori! The only problem is that I am too perfect and I have never done anything wrong. ;) I did accidently steal some batteries from Walmart once. The next time I went shopping I picked up the same kind and after the lady rang them up I told her that I didn't want them, that I had accidently gotten some before without paying for them. It took her awhile to figure out why I wanted to pay for something, but not take it with me. Apparantly she doesn't have very many honest people come through her line.

Anonymous said...

"i sometimes wonder if my ex ever loved me and if he did, why didn't he say anything?" Yes

"There are times I don't want to be nice and I don't want to be social." Yes

Anonymous said...

MY Husband drives me up a wall with his military style of running things. But God do I love him

Anonymous said...

I didn't really like the first person I ever "made out" with, and oh yeah he was a bad kisser.

If that wasn't bad enough we made out a second time :(

Stupid Stupid Stupid

Anonymous said...

There's nothing worse than a bad kisser. Once I dated this really cute guy but terrible kisser, drove me nuts :P

Anonymous said...

I think that's the "cherry" on top he wasn't even that good looking.

Anonymous said...

Sorry ;(


...I have done that before ;)

Kate said...

I had a poster of Barry Manilow on my bedroom wall for most of my teen years. OK.....now I've been outed as a Fanilow.

Tori :) said...

Wow- this has been successful. I may just turn my blog into a confession booth! It's fun!!

Ok- someone tell me what Post Secrets is!?

Jacob Black said...

I only pretend to love Bella. I'm just waiting until it's legal for me to be with the woman I really love.

Anonymous said...

I dated several bad kissers. SEVERAL. That's the worst. Even when you try to kinda "help" them or "fix" it, it never works. Guys think they are pimp no matter how bad they suck at sucking face.

I am thankful my husband IS a good kisser. Whew!

Anonymous said...

I hacked into my ex's email account. Once I realized I was actually IN I got a really sick feeling and turned off the computer. I am pretty positive I messed up his password when I did it. I wonder what he thought.

Anonymous said...

i think something is mentally not right with my mil... no one can really thing and do the things she does and this it's ok... right?

Anonymous said...

"think" it's ok... not this

Anonymous said...

and "think" not thing. my goodness...

Anonymous said...

I dye my hair. I am going gray.

Anonymous said...

I would assert that maintaining a continual confessional booth blog wouldn't be as fun... you'd run out of "confessions"

Anonymous said...

"Guys think they are pimp no matter how bad they suck at sucking face."

THANK YOU! hahaha

Tori :) said...

Oh I could confess all day everyday, but then y'all would know it's me, so that's no fun. ;)

Anonymous said...

I just got back from the doctor. I haven't been for a long time. And after I had taken my top off and was sitting there with a sheet covering me, he walked in and I looked up and suddenly remembered how hot he is. I should switch doctors.

Chel said...

post secret is crazy... I peek at it every once in awhile... it's amusing. Did you check it out Tori?

Anonymous said...

my child regularly eats cat food. she will not stop. I am going to tell all her friends when she gets some.

Anonymous said...

I drive by garage sales real slow to see if they have anything good, if not I drive off.

Anonymous said...

I am addicted to craigslist.

Anonymous said...

This is still going, yes!

I drive by garage sales too, if the house looks trashy outside (cars on blocks? crappy grass? Trash? sheets instead of curtains?) I just drive by.

Anonymous said...

"Even when you try to kinda "help" them or "fix" it, it never works. Guys think they are pimp no matter how bad they suck at sucking face."

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
True dat 100%

Anonymous said...

I stole a single tape- the kind with one song on each side- from Target when I was 16. It was Guns N Roses "Don't Cry." I still love that song.

Anonymous said...

I never cheated on a test in school. I should have- but I never did. That's a good confession to help make up for all my lame ones. :-)

Anonymous said...

I cheated on my ACT test the second time I took it. I got caught and lied. They had to take my word for it because they had no proof. I still got a lower score than the first time.

Anonymous said...

I drove up onto a curb and totally knocked someones mailbox flat over when I was in HS. I never told anyone, until recently, I told my mom. She just laughed. I felt like a criminal... but I didn't want to face my dad! How he never noticed the 4x4 "dent" on the plastic bumper of our van is beyond me. that man notices everything!

Anonymous said...

i bought a ticket to one movie and went into another. the first movie was rated pg, the one i went to was r.

Anonymous said...

I KEYED A GIRL'S CAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. NOT JUST A SCRATCH; IT WAS BAD. I WOULD PROBABLY HANDLE IT DIFFERENTLY NOW, BUT AT THE TIME I COULDN'T THINK OF WHAT ELSE TO DO.

Stepherz said...

80 + comments!? I'm so jealous! What a brilliant post idea!

Anonymous said...

In middle school there was this popular girl that was really mean to me. I started a rumor that she was pregnant to get back at her. Even though she was mean, I still feel guilty about doing that all these years later.

Anonymous said...

I stole candy from the grocery store when I was 5. It was a pack of Starbursts. I knew it was wrong, but I never confessed.

Anonymous said...

I've been anonymously mean to people I don't even know on the Internet. And sometimes people I DO know.

I'm saying ten HAIL MARYS for forgieveness right now.

Anonymous said...

Whenever I see my husband out on the street and I know our vehicles will pass one another, I flash him. :0

Anonymous said...

I don't answer my phone because I hate talking to people at church wanting me to do stuff last minute for them.

Yeah, I said it!

Anonymous said...

I smacked into the side of a Suburban parked on the street and knocked their side view mirror off.

I felt tremendously guilty for not stopping. My grandma told me they deserved it for being road hogs and parking their SUV in everyone's way all the time and that I didn't have money to pay for the damage so I shouldn't fess up to it.

I didn't.

Anonymous said...

I still google old boyfriends too and laugh at how rapidly they've aged and deteriorated.

And this is precisely why I keep my real name and matching picture off the Internet so nobody can google me and laugh at how rapidly I've aged and deteriorated. :)

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I feel like ripping off my modest little cardigan in the middle of a church meeting and then flinging it at the teacher while I run down the church hallways screaming.

I wonder if the church has a secret storage of strait jackets for people who suddenly lose it?

Anonymous said...

I like to serve my family their meals. That way I can take the biggest and best looking pieces for myself!!!

Anonymous said...

Once my little sister was so mean to me that I hid one of every one of her pairs of shoes. She had to wear her moon boots to piano lessons in the middle of summer! :D

Anonymous said...

I come off as being kind of a goody goody but I secretly love to read really trashy romance novels.

Anonymous said...

I google old boyfriends too. Even tho I'm happily married I still wonder if they think about me or miss me sometimes. =]

Anonymous said...

the first guy that I kissed was behind the security cameras at work. we totally made out and even french kissed. he left on his mission a few weeks later and after he was gone I found out there were other girls too and that he'd totally scammed me. i guess i deserved it for being such a ho bag.

Tori :) said...

A ho bag?? LOL!

Anonymous said...

i have sinned. i babysat for several families when i was a teenager. i used to invite boys over. all.the.time. i was a good babysitter and took excellent care of the kids, but once they were in bed it was party time.

Anonymous said...

I drove 47 miles round trip to get some Blueberry cheesecake flavor of the day at Culvers. In my gas hungry car no less. Oh yeah! And I would do it again today.

Anonymous said...

Tori deserves 100 comments:)

Anonymous said...

100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH TORI! YOU ROCK!

Tori :) said...

I am honored. YAY!! And I now know that my friends are as crazy as me! YAY!

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes I feel like ripping off my modest little cardigan in the middle of a church meeting and then flinging it at the teacher while I run down the church hallways screaming."

BWAHAHAHAHA That made my morning!

Anonymous said...

I kissed 2 guys in one night.

Anonymous said...

...i used to smoke... and i drank not very long ago as well...

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure God has a "special" place for EVIL ex's male or female. K this looks like Tori but its not! But I am sure she agree's

Anonymous said...

I often empty out my purse and take my own snacks into the movie theater!

Anonymous said...

I miss ROL. Reruns would be nice.

Anonymous said...

THis is kindof R rated so I am sorry but it is sooo good. One time I was making out with a guy and he wanted my to "touch" him and I did and he blew. I was so sicked out I didn't know what to do so I secretly wiped it in his hair! He didn't even know! Sorry it is so gross...but it is still dang funny!

Anonymous said...

"YUCK" on the last confession.

I am lonely.

Anonymous said...

I regret so much of my past I am embarrassed to see people I know from years ago.

Anonymous said...

Amen to that last post sister! (Or brother).

I feel really sad.

Anonymous said...

I drink and smoke (an herb) and my husband doesn't know.... I'm sure I'll burn someday....But I can't stop.

Anonymous said...

sometimes (most of the time) i feel like the worst mother on earth. i'm not mean or unloving, i just feel like my children would choose someone different if they could.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I feel like I am going insane. Literally. Like I would be better off in a mental ward.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I binge. I never purge, but I binge. I'm 1/2 bulemic.

Anonymous said...

I have to be very careful how much time I spend online, and how much I put my current picture up. Too many dirty people hanging around the internet trying to get me to do lots of bad bad things.

Anonymous said...

I'm also too dum to post anon

Anonymous said...

I pick my nose more when I'm bored at work.

Anonymous said...

I pick at any little bump on my face when I'm stressed out, until it doesn't look so pretty anymore. So then it is noticeable to all and not just me when I'm two inches away from the mirror.

Anonymous said...

I cried myself to sleep last night and I will probably cry myself to sleep tonight. :(

Anonymous said...

I am paranoid I will die young.

Anonymous said...

122 comments? Wowzers.

I prank called my ex until he got caller id.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes i picture my life with no children, no husband, just wild and single.

Anonymous said...

I FAKE "IT" SOMETIMES.

Anonymous said...

I read blogs way too much at work

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I get the impression that people think I am 'Lebanese' simply b/c I don't have a 'man' in my life or constantly talk about one, and the fact that I don't feel overly inhibited when expressing my love for good friends.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they just need to get over themselves.

Anonymous said...

I heart confession!

Anonymous said...

i hate it here

Anonymous said...

I hope my husband will get a new job so we can move away from his family and closer to mine.

Anonymous said...

Reading confessions makes me sad. It reminds me of a lady in my ward who is making bad decisions that are hurting her family. I want to help but I can't and it makes me sadder.

Anonymous said...

Does Tori:) make more money if we click the links on her ads?

Anonymous said...

No Tori:) doesn't get paid more if you click. She gets paid a set amount for writing them. She thanks you though. ;)

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I feel like my mother in law loves me more than my own mom. :(

Anonymous said...

I used to be a good mom, but now I fear that my kids deserve much better than I give them.

Anonymous said...

My husband has no clue how bad in debt we are. Maybe he should pay more attention.

Anonymous said...

Hey, awesome, I just found this.

"Even when you try to kinda "help" them or "fix" it, it never works. Guys think they are pimp no matter how bad they suck at sucking face."

I had to teach my high school boyfriend how to kiss because he was so terrible. Then he went on his mission, came home and had forgotten everything. I dumped him, which worked out because I was already pregnant with another guy's baby.

Anonymous said...

(yes, I was a giant slut)

Anonymous said...

Needy people bother me. A lot. The needier they are, the faster I run away from them. I need to be the "needer," not the "needee." People have stopped being my friend because I've hurt them by not calling, emailing, wanting to hang out, etc. I'm afraid that when I'm old and start needing people around, there won't be anyone there.

Anonymous said...

I dont like needy people either.

Anonymous said...

A lot of times I envy those of the Mormon faith. It seems like they are so friendly and happy. I know they go through real life, too. Sometimes I just feel like I need friends like that.

Anonymous said...

my husband is an a$$

Anonymous said...

I still love my high school boyfriend. We have both been married (to different people) for 20 years now. Not to each other. We are now friends and see each other occasionally. It still hurts to leave him. Oh, yah...and I want his body. Bad.

Anonymous said...

I meant we see each other in a social way, with our spouses and kids. We never did sleep together. Hence the wanting of his body.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm sometimes too selfish to be a parent. Unfortunately for the stepkid, I am a parent!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to move out of my ward. I have a calling where I have to work with someone I can't stand. She drives me seriously crazy and talks down to me. When I was offered the calling, I sat there forever and screamed inside my head and seethed and threw a mental fit ... and then said "Yes." The calling's been OK but I still can't stand working with this woman.

Anonymous said...

I am a psycho that wears masks.

Anonymous said...

sometimes i think i am perhaps *the* most boring person ever. nothing seems to motivate me. i'm content to be a bore.

Anonymous said...

i think i love my husband more than he loves me. maybe because i am boring. :O

Anonymous said...

i wish everyone on earth were fat. then fat would be "in" and i could be fat. who's with me?

Anonymous said...

I'm lonely and it's my fault because I've alienated so many people.

Anonymous said...

I feel like I am the only one in my marriage that wants to have $ex. I initiate it all the time. Aren't the males suppose to be the horny ones?

Anonymous said...

Married men won't leave me alone, they keep hitting on me, even though we both know they are married.

Anonymous said...

I'm not even the one who approaches them!

Anonymous said...

I am so obsessed with Twilight and the release of Breaking Dawn, that any down time I have at work is spent reading up on everything Stephenie Meyer related.

Sometimes this leads to the actual neglect of my job :(

Anonymous said...

I finally started reading Twilight today... and so far it totally sucks.

(Just kidding - it's good!)

torn between edward and jacob said...

I just came to confess my obsession for everything Twilight, looks like someone already beat me to the punch. I am totally obsessed. I spend every spare minute on the computer watching the movie clips over and over and over.....I.can't.get.enough!!!! I've already finished rereading the series, now I am rereading my favorite parts.

Anonymous said...

I'm SO SO tired of teaching Primary. So tired of it that I have come to hate it and pretty much the kids too. The kids are so roudy and disrespectful that I'm afraid that I'm going to smack one of them one day. Or give them a good shake. Or kick them out of class. Then I'll be shunned by my ward. The dumb thing is that I'm a great teacher, who has fun lessons and tries really hard to do a good job. Somebody help me before I hurt myself or stop going to church. (((sigh)))

Anonymous said...

i dont wash my hands as much as i should.

Anonymous said...

10 years ago I almost had an affair. ALMOST. Now I am constantly nervous I will run into the almost-other man.

Anonymous said...

I'm a single Mormon woman in her late 20s. I thank Heavenly Father regularly that I'm still unmarried.



And sometimes, I think I was saved to do great things that no one else could do.

Anonymous said...

I think the Twilight series is WAY overrated. I wonder if some of the women who've read the series have ever tried reading something else that isn't so trendy, and/or something that actually requires them to think. Something that wasn't just written for children and teenagers. Yes, Edward is hot, but he's a vapid, dull shell of a character.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes if I'm feeling especially ugly or fat, I stay home "sick" from church.

Anonymous said...

For the record- I have read other books besides the Twilight series. I like the Twilight series because it's easy and fun to read and I can "escape" from Mommy-hood for a little while. I don't WANT to have to think too much.
And Edward is not my favorite. Can't stand Bella. LOVE Jacob.

Jacob is mine.

PS. I read the series before it was HUGE. Before movie hype. Before New Moon had even come out.

Anonymous said...

Hm...I wonder who that last "annonymous" commenter could be... :D

georgie said...

all the things I use to think were so cool about mr gp are now the things that make me cringe...yiyiyi

Anonymous said...

I think it's sad that people are so against thinking.

Anonymous said...

Oh Literal Anonymous Commenter, if you're referring to the Anonymous commenter who said "I don't WANT to have to think too much!" I think she meant that sometimes she just wants to relax and by reading fun books that's her way to relax. Some people veg in front of the tv, some people read fun books, some people read blogs, etc...
I don't think she meant she was "against thinking."

Oops, there I go thinking again. What was I thinking!?!??!

Anonymous said...

I didn't know this was still open!!!
I love you Tori, you are my hero!
:D

Anonymous said...

"10 years ago I almost had an affair. ALMOST. Now I am constantly nervous I will run into the almost-other man."

Me too. Just last night I was scared to death about it. Not that I'll run into the guy, but that someone will find out.
I didn't do anything "bad"
:(

Anonymous said...

Aww, Literal Commenter, you know,
some of us love Twilight, you don't and that's fine.

See? No one wants to ban thinking.

Anonymous said...

I am so bored with my life, but I don't know what I would do if I could do things differently.

Anonymous said...

We are in over $70k in credit card debt.

Anonymous said...

I just finished reading Twilight last night... sigh... Edward...

"I think the Twilight series is WAY overrated. I wonder if some of the women who've read the series have ever tried reading something else that isn't so trendy, and/or something that actually requires them to think. Something that wasn't just written for children and teenagers. Yes, Edward is hot, but he's a vapid, dull shell of a character."

Since many of us are busy moms, we're lucky to get to read anything that doesn't have to do with cooking or child-rearing, so give us a break. I love reading, but the thought of starting a new book sounds like "one more thing to do" sometimes, not something fun.

Much of the fiction written right now isn't fit for human minds, so when something like Twilight comes along, yeah, we all jump on the bandwagon. It's a quick, light, fun read, and it's clean. I readly mostly non-fiction because I'm trying to learn something, and because most fiction writers bore me stiff and can't keep my attention past the first paragraph. Stephenie Meyer did my impossible so I have nothing but respect for her.

Everyone jumped on the Harry Potter bandwagon too, as I remember, and it was most definitely written for children, but since it wasn't written by an LDS author, I guess its readers escape this criticism.

Anonymous said...

*read, not "readly"

Anonymous said...

The actor who plays Edward isn't nearly as hot as the Edward in my imagination.

Anonymous said...

I still wish that Henry Cavill was playing Edward. That man is yummy! :D

Anonymous said...

Even though I love Jane Austen and I'm LDS, I hated the book Austenland by LDS Author Shannon Hale.

The problem is that everyone around me seems to love it and I just don't understand. Shannon does a remarkable job with Children's Literature, but Austenland was some of the poorest writing I've ever seen for adults

The writing was weak & characters uninteresting. It was choppy and left a lot of unanswered questions.

The only way I could finish it was because it was related to beloved Austen characters.

So am I a freak because I thought it was terrible? I don't know of anyone who didn't enjoy it.

Anonymous said...

My walls are dirty. Yet here I sit leaving a confession about them instead of cleaning them.

Derrrrrrr

Anonymous said...

A few years ago, I had an "affair of the heart" with an online friend. It lasted for a few years, then fizzled out. We had way too much in common, including being married, and having similar aged kids. When I hear certain songs (Breathe a Sigh, or How You Remind Me) he comes to mind, reminding me of all the time we spent chatting and sharing music. We never did meet in person, but I still think of him often, and wonder if he ever thinks of me. I hope he is truly happy :)

Anonymous said...

I caught my boyfriend using a panty liner.

Anonymous said...

Is that last confession the Google searcher from Ireland? :D

Anonymous said...

I want Edward and I want him now.

Anonymous said...

I am very resentful towards my husband. He does what he wants when he wants because I'm always the one who takes care of the kids. My thoughts are why should I have sex with him if he does absolutely nothing for me?

Anonymous said...

I want Edward's body. Really bad. Especially when he says he bites pillows and breaks headboards.

Anonymous said...

Get in line, honey.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wish my husband was more affectionate with me. I know that he loves me. He is a great husband and does so much for myself and our family. But sometimes I just want him to lean over in public and kiss me. I would be thrilled with a kiss on the cheek. I just want everyone else in the world to know that he loves me and not them. Is that too much to ask?

Anonymous said...

My dad ran into my ex-boyfriend's car on accident. I cackled with glee because I hated him. I hated him and I didn't break up with him because I was lonely. Stupid.

Anonymous said...

I'm dying for my kids to go back to school so I can clean my house and have it clean for a few hours. With them here, I don't feel like I can do ANYTHING. It's a constant struggle all day, every day.

I feel like a really bad mom who doesn't deserve to have such wonderful kids.

Anonymous said...

Henry Cavill = Delicious

Anonymous said...

Nobody knows who I am.

Anonymous said...

I second the motion that

Henry Cavill = Delicious

That man needed to star in the Twilight movie. I don't care if he was slightly too old!

Anonymous said...

I am terrified that my child starting Kindergarten won't pass. But we don't want to hold our child back. Is it possible to fail Kindergarten? :(

Anonymous said...

I think Kenny Loggins is good-looking.

Anonymous said...

I'm lonely

Anonymous said...

To this Anonymous-
"I think the Twilight series is WAY overrated..."

I'll have you know that I have read several things that are not "so trendy, and/or something that actually requires them to think. Something that wasn't just written for children and teenagers." nor were they school assigned.

Including works by Ayn Rand and I thoroughly enjoyed it and the eye opening experience it was. I don't think I see the world in the same way I once did...

I would think that someone who is interested more mentally stimulating works would be less likely to stereotype and judge others.

As far as literature goes. Twilight is like the best chocolate you've ever had. And some people don't even like chocolate.

But who are those weirdos?

Anonymous said...

In talking with my friend the other day she said she wished Edward was real. I reminded her that would mean that he would be married and that would be messed up, so I would take Twilight Edward or Eclipse Edward.

She replied, "I want breaking headboard Edward."

I said, "Don't we all?"

Except maybe Tori :) Who now has to compete with Renesmee. ;)

Anonymous said...

I am married with kids. I recently went by my old boyfriend's house and left a note in his mailbox with my email address. I just wondered what his life is like. He emails me now. He is married, too. I still haven't told my husband about it. Is that wrong?

Anonymous said...

Do you not tell your husband because YOU feel it's wrong?

Anonymous said...

"I would think that someone who is interested more mentally stimulating works would be less likely to stereotype and judge others."

OOOOH snap! You just got served!
HAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

I like your new background and theme :)

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