Wednesday, July 30, 2008

G00gle fun!

I've seen this kind of post a few times, but Yvonne did it most recently. I checked my statcounter to see what kind of things people are g00gling that bring them to my site. I found a few interesting ones...

*Someone in Ireland g00gled Caught my boyfriend in a panty liner. That led to this post. I'm guessing because of a comment. I feel bad for the person who g00gled this. Why would her boyfriend be using a panty liner? Does he wear panties or... ?

* I get several a day for Little Nadia which leads to my post about Isabel when she 1st started gymnastics.

* I get lots of people doing an image search for Before and After picture of Kate Gosselin's tummy. Well, not only do I have it on my blog- I made the pic myself!

* My post about How Close is Too Close? gets a lot of traffic thanks to people g00gling Can married co-workers be friends & Husband too close to female co-workers.

* Napoleon Dynamite quotes is a popular search too. It leads to this post. GOSH!

* I can do Bret Michaels... Ok, I'm positive I never wrote that, but it leads here nonetheless.

* My worst song lyrics post was popular thanks to searches like Chinese Food Makes Me Sick and I think it's fly when the girls stop by for the summa & What does moot mean?

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And last but not least...Tires tracks on your face... Thanks Dad.

18 comments:

Lauren said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! I am totally doing this! That is so funny.

I get a lot of people googling "shot in the butt"...or "hairy man shot in the butt". ALL the time...seriously.

Physcokity said...

I tried that and somehow I can't find that option...could someone please enlighten me?

Gracias!

NOBODY said...

Aw man, you get some funny stuff.
It's cuz you are quirky and blog about crazy stuff.

I get searches for "wedding photo"
and "pink cast" and "spushbob" I get a lot for spushbob. I think he's a superhero in Europe or something.

Suzanne said...

"Caught my boyfriend in a panty liner." :D There are lots of interesting people in the world, aren't there!

Mindi said...

one of my very first posts was about my hate of all things scrabooking, and how i had spent a few agonizing moments in a local scrapbook store called "pebbles in my pocket" but my friend's husband called it "pebbles in my panties"---yeah, THAT one seems to get googled, alot. A LOT.

personally, anything with the word "pantyliner" speaks to me.

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

hi tori :)

"i can do..." hahahaha! i get such a kick out of looking at these in my blog stat thingy, too. sometimes what somebody uses to search and ends up on my blog makes me giggle! fun fun.

glad your kids are all together now, kathleen :)

Physcokity said...

Those lyrics would be courtesy of Biz Markie-You Got What I Need. It's a pretty bad song anyway...not naughty he just can't sing. So it sticks in your head all.day.long.

Tori :) said...

Oh, I totally knew the song. "Oh baby yoooou, got what I neeeeeed. But you say he's just a friend. But you say he's just a friend..." LOL! HORRIBLE song!! :)

Yvonne said...

Yours are SO MUCH BETTER than mine.

I'm so glad you did it. Thanks for the good laugh--but then again, I know I can always come here for a laugh. No one ever googled that??? I'M SURPRISED.

omar said...

I also feel sad for the panty liner googler.

Biz Markie's Just a Friend is not a bad song! It's a classic!

This is something I've missed since switching blogs. The new site doesn't get many search hits yet. The old one still does, but it's not exciting stuff anymore. I think it may be the top hit for "how to kill an hour." That's not as fun as when I was the top hit for "butt scratching." Those were the days. Still on the first page, but I've dropped a few spots.

No Cool Story said...

How do you even catch your boyfriend wearing a panty liner?? Sad yo.

I haven't checked my counter in forever. I did just now: It only keeps track of 100 entries ('cause it's free), they all have to do with cowbell, the only interesting one is "recipes for cowbell peppers."
Hmmm.

Amanda said...

I love these kind of posts. Yours are waaaay more intersting than mine are. My blog is just as boring as my life. ;)

Stepherz said...

What a fun post! I thought about doing this once, but most of the searches landing on my blog are a little inappropriate or just plain weird. :-)

Tori :) said...

My apologies Omar. It is indeed a classic. And now he's really hit it big on Yo Gabba Gabba and inspired my 2yr old to beat box. :) I got nothin' but respect for Biz Markie.

utmommy said...

I totally feel bad for the girl who's boyfriend was using a panty liner. What's up with that?

I'm interested to see how people find my blog.

Annie said...

When I had the "Hot Fruita Moms" blog I got a lot of interesting Google traffic. Now? Not so much.

wendy said...

Fun! Crazy googles, and a fun review of old blog posts.

Kate's poor tummy. It makes me almost wish my tummy was worse so I could justify surgery...

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I get a lot of people looking for "swingers." Last year I got a bunch of "Is MIKA gay?" And I'm like, well, duh, he sings in a falsetto voice, compares himself to Freddie Mercury and wears skin tight white pants. What more proof does someone need?