Monday, August 11, 2008

"You complete me...."


A few highlites of the Oregon trip that will make no sense to anyone unless you were there, but I'm posting them anyway...

The word "flower" will never sound innocent ever again. "Do y'all know?"

Nobody is a PLAYA'!!! "You complete me...."

I was the blog party ho. I slept with not one, but 2 women!!

Thanks to Annie and the sweeeeeet goggles she gave us, no one poked their eye out in all the craziness!




Being on the beach with all the surfers and what not (that's for you Nobody) made me miss Sei immensely. My first walk down to the beach I wrote this in the sand. Another day Suzanne let me borrow her camera phone so I could send him a pic similar to this. Thanks again Suzanne. More to come....

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25 comments:

fake lottery tickets said...

I could give my own opinion with your topic that is not boring for me.

Tori :) said...

English dude. English.

Heffalump said...

I still need to take a picture of me in my goggles...
It was a great weekend, I'm glad I finally got to meet you!

Nancy Face said...

I'm loving it! I want to see MORE!!!

annie said...

Looks like so much fun!!!

omar said...

I still can't believe that van.

OUT OF CONTROL, you guys are.

Nobody said...

Channeling Yoda, Omar is.

And by "similar" do you mean, "not for public viewing"? Interesting, interesting...

Okay, I just saw your post title. Did you do that on purpose, or is it TRUE that you complete me? Either way, some things can't be denied.

Blog party ho made me lol.

Millie said...

You are not a muttley, you delicate flower, you.

My favorite Tori moment was when you blessed Heff's baby. "I bless you with a BOOTY!"

Yvonne said...

Great pictures. I love the one of you standing by the van--too cute. I rode in the back yesterday and had such a laugh.

It was so fun to meet you, tori.

Lauren said...

I can imagina flower being a scandalous word...but I am kinda scandalous.

I love the van! I bet everyone drving by was hatin'. I know I would have been.

Mindi said...

i love love LOVE that you were the blog party "ho"--embrace it, sistah!!!
good stuff. we want more photos with photoshopped hats!!

just a little jealous i couldn't be there.....good for you guys!!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I slept around this weekend too. Carrot and I invited first Millie and then Angela for a bloggy bed threesome but they turned us down. :(

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Sunbum is making your cornbread right now as I type this. It made me think of you.

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

Looks like a weekend that would have had me laughing my head off! What a group! You all are hilarious!

Suzanne said...

I miss you already!!!!

Tori :) said...

Nobody- You are correct. The similar picture was me buried in sand with ginormous sand b00bs. ;)

No Cool Story said...

Yo ho!
I came to say that I was faithful to my twin, then I remembered I wasn't :(

Nobody loves me.

S said...

LOL @ NCS! Looks as if I was the only faithful one around here. My flower is intact! AND WHITE! ON A HILL SIDE FAR FAR UP A CLIFF!

aubrey said...

gah! my goggles. i left them. and who the heck is fake lottery tickets. i can't even understand what that person is writing. i will never think of flower the same either, without your "d'yall know?" tagged on. tori, you are hawt.

S said...

Tori are you getting ANYTHING done today???? I c ya EVERYWHERE! LOL are you a ho or hooker? as in fish hooker?

No Cool Story said...

Man Hands!!!

S: My flower was not touched. Not a bit.

aubrey said...

man hands...lol! suzanne and her bald ex-boyfriends with wives with man hands!

carronin said...

Slept with with two women too but I don't know if my sister counts (eww). Oh Yeah! I also had a quickie with Millie I bored her to sleep when I started talking about my job.

Good times, it was so great to see you again.

Klin said...

You were the life of the Sunday night party!! I hope to see you soon. Thanks for being a friend and making my laugh.

You really got around this weekend. I had no idea.;)

Amanda said...

Sleeping with you Tori was unforgettable! ;)