Thursday, November 06, 2008

I know it was you Fredo.

My sister, Swampbaby, has never really watched "The Godfather" or the trilogy so she won't get my title. You see Sister, in "The Godfather II", Fredo, jealous of his younger brother's power because technically Fredo should be the head of the family and not Michael, orchestrates an unsuccessful hit on Michael. Michael feels it's someone on the inside and discovers it's Fredo when Fredo says too much while in Havana. This is Michael letting Fredo know that he knows:



Now, going against the family holds a punishment Sister. I'm not gonna take you fishing like they did Fredo. (He got shot out in a fishing boat. Never go fishing with Al.) But perhaps you remember years ago when I showed you some pics I had taken of you and I said they were my "blackmail" pics?? Well, that day has come.


**For those of you who don't know what the heck I'm talking about- apparently Sei wasn't the only one approached by Omar to help in his evil plot. My sister was approached and also agreed. She took this picture holding fake "Tori ♥ Port-a-potty" pics. (And I know I didn't draw that because SHE is the artist- not me.):

So... here ya go Sister. The pics I've been saving in a red plastic pencil box since I was probably 14. (And just so ya know, I looked for that pic of you pregnant with Little Man that you said you looked like Grandma Chudy in and couldn't find it!) And I love that you can't embarrass me with ugly pics because I post them of myself all the time. :)

(I wanted to put my face on your body because look how nice your legs are!)


There was one more, but I am too nice. And I may need it in the future... I'll end with this quote:
"Fredo (Tara), you're my older brother (sister), and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever."
-- Michael Corleone


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21 comments:

S said...

LOL! Man this is blood agan blood. Its getting u.g.l.y. in here! First!

S said...

Oh my!

swampbaby said...

LOL!!!!! Forgive me! Forgive me! I love my hydrogen peroxide dyed hair. And just for the record - my nose was sunburned! It hurt and I didn't want it to get more sunburned. That pink turtleneck sweater is the best. I remember you taking that picture. I was eating Walker's animal crackers. I will never take sides with anyone against the FAMILY again. EVER.

MommyJ said...

holy cow... it's been fun watching all of this unfold.

Seriously I hope I never offend my sister cause she totally has some ridiculous pictures of me...

S said...

This makes me question my own loyalty. Thank heavens Omar didn't call me:)

Yvonne said...

I would ALWAYS be there for you, tori, know matter how much money (or even chocolate) omar offered ; )

Amanda said...

Yikes! Don't mess with Tori. Lesson learned! :)

Methodical wormer said...

HAHAHA! The 80s were bad to a lot of people. Those are some good pics.

Nobody said...

Swampbaby, you give in too easily.

You are a hottie. Let Tori post whatever she wants. Own it girl, own it. You've had to live with a port-a-pottie loving sister all these years...

Klin said...

Ya'll are cracking me up with all this. I can't believe your sister took sides against the family. Good thing you are nice, cause it cost Fredo dearly.

Stacey said...

All I have to say is I hope this continues because this is the most entertainment I get in my life. ;)

swampbaby said...

I love you Nobody. Maybe you'll be getting a call soon....

omar said...

Funny story about that crayon drawing. I used the scanner at work to email that file to myself. As I was standing there waiting to make sure it sent properly, a co-worker came up. I quickly folded the picture in my hand. She was like, "oh, is that one of [your son's] drawings?" I said, "...yeah..." And then I froze. It was total awkward silence, then I eventually just walked away. I had no idea what to do! I couldn't show her that picture of two girls with a potty and try to pass it off as my son's! And I haven't been able to look her in the eye since.

My response video had failure written all over it, apparently.

Millie said...

OK, this is all helping make more sense of Fletch now.

"I'm Don Corleone, Mrs. Cavanaugh's cousin..."

You guys are cold. I'd feel like slapping my sister flat if she posted bad pics of me. ;)

Jean Knee said...

awwww. there's no love like sister love.

aubrey said...

ya, remind me NEVER to cross you tori. or ncs. or omar.

No Cool Story said...

I know it was you Fredo you broke my heart!!! D:

I want to say that I am glad that Omar's co-worker is looking at him funny now. That's what happens Omar when you go against us. MWAHAHAHAHA.

I sais it once, I'll say it again, the baptism scene and this one are my mostest fav.

No Cool Story said...

I bet swampbaby learned her lesson.

Let it be warning to everyone else :)

Everyone Else said...

Oh, it is.

Physcokity said...

hahahahha niiiiice

Nancy Face said...

Sa-weet! HAHAHA! :D