Tuesday, November 11, 2008

New DORKS On The Block

It's not even 2100hrs and i'm already tired. It's a different kind of tired though. I think i'm more mentally exhausted. I still have a ton of "mom" stuff to do. At least Liv and Taj are asleep. All I want to do now is chill. I think I will. It was a busy day and all I have at the end of it is a ton of admiration for my wife. I don't know how she does it. What I've known about her from the beginning is that she is simply amazing and I love her with all my heart.

I can't believe I left Tori home alone for 5 days with Rosemary's baby while I surfed in Hawaii. That wasn't the first time I did that to my wife though. When we moved to Texas I left her in Utah for 3 weeks to sell, pack, and clean the house while watching 5 kids. In my defense, I had to start a new job. Tori told me on the phone one night that I might find her hanging in a closet. I felt horrible... then took a 4 hour nap. Then there was the time I went to SWAT school for a week. I kinda sprung that on her too. I wasn't too far away from home but was putting in 20 hr days and could only call her for a couple of minutes at a time. We didn't have Liv yet but Taj was every bit as bad. Oh and i've taken numerous weekend trips to Cali.

So I dropped my cute little wife off at the airport this morning. After dropping her off I had to circle around to make sure she didn't run across the street to check out the brand new pink port-a-potty that was out. I even got out and looked inside to make sure she wasn't in there. Luckily she wasn't. I was glad to see that she is making progress. A couple of weeks ago, Tori would have missed her flight over a pink port-a-potty. Maybe the New Dorks on the Block are helping her with the addiction.

It's only been 11hrs and 32 minutes since Tori left and the house is still standing and I didn't forget anyone at school or practice. I'm pretty sure everyone ate something for dinner. I really hope Tori has a good time and gets to sleep in tomorrow. I was a little bummed that she didn't want me to go with her... NOT. I don't want to see my wife throw her underwear on stage and start to hyperventilate and cry uncontrollably when the DORKS emerge.

I've got to shower and study for court tomorrow. Tori, you're a Dork and I love you!!!





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27 comments:

Klin said...

I hope you learned something from this Sei and you never leave her for Hawaii again!

Cause she has friends, too. We just aren't' as rich as yours. but don't hold that against us, K?

What are you laughing at? You know my bark is much, much worse than my bite. ;)

Klin said...

Oh yeah. I wsa the firsty firstest on this blog to support Tori in her fun and see you stay home with the kids.

Yeah, I was first. That's the important part.

Klin said...

Wooo Hooo!!!! Tori is at New KIDS on the Block and Sei is soooooo jealous.

I hope.

JC said...

Sei, turn in your man card. That is all.

Tori :) said...

Thanks babe. You'll be happy to know that I left the concert with my panties intact. We won't talk about my bra...
Thanks for the sweet suck up post and I'm thinkin' tomorrow may be your lucky nite. :)

wendy said...

How sweet! Good job not forgetting any of the kids, they can be tricky like that.

Yvonne said...

Great job, sei. You both are so supportive of one another (although tori is only gone for 1 day ; )

BTW, on an entirely unrelated note--thanks for being a policeman.

Chel said...

I agree - Tori is a Dork, but how can you not love her? :) Such a cute post Sei... big bad A in uniform, but a softy for your wife. LOVE IT!

Glad you've managed so far. Great job.

S said...

I just think she is grand. Even better in person! I was so happy for her to get to see NKOTB! I could hear her screams all the way at my house at the concert. Oh my. I am also glad to hear you/the kids survived (so far) with out Her grace.
Great post Sei! Are you going to become a regular?
I am sorry about Rosemary's baby, the good thing about it she is going to be a mother someday and paybacks are heck. Here is to hoping:)

S said...

I was thinking if I saw a Pink port a potty. I would have to check that out too. Just sayin

InkMom said...

In my family, "dork" is cool-person speak for "the most awesome being on the planet."

Don't you love husband-in-charge reality checks? They're the greatest for everyone, because he worships you now, and also likes his job more because he knows it's easier than what you have to do every day.

I think it's time for a mommy trip!

(Found your blog through MommyJ, my little sister -- love it!)

Sketchy said...

They have PINK porta-potties? Wow. Is this a Texas thing? I would have thought they'd be more Red White and/or Blue. Is that all just a misconception of the Cowboy State?

omar said...

Unless you wore an apron while preparing dinner, I'd say your man card is safe. You get a free pass on stuff like this, because of that video Tori posted of you getting tased.

omar said...

Addendum:

Aprons on men are OK, as long as the aprons have lewd statements written on them.

SEI said...

Omar, is my man card still safe if I wore my purple spandex while preparing dinner? It's just so comfortable.

NOBODY said...

Okay, this post just did a number on my brain. I thought Tori posted it and when I saw the title, my heart sank. "Oh man, she hated the NKOTB!" And then "2100hrs" and I was thinking, "Dude, when did Tori go all military time on us? It wasn't even until "admiration for my wife" that I realized it was SEI writing. Geez, who's the dork now?

4 hour nap and pink port a potty made me laugh out loud. Who knew you were BOTH funny people?

S said...

Can I just keep Tori? you wouldn't mind would you!

No Cool Story said...

"I felt horrible...then took a 4 hour nap."
I bet she'll even bring you something cool from her fun little trip.

Hmmpf.

(Just helping a sister out)

No Cool Story said...

Good joob Sei, you are a good dad :)

Amanda said...

Awwwwww, this was so sweet! Every wife wants to know and hear how she is appreciated by her husband and how he doesn't know how she does it. Especially when left alone with Rosemary's baby for 5 days. lol

nobody, I'm a dork too. I thought the exact same thing as you until Sei started talking about how awesome his wife was!

S said...

I see it! I see it! What am I going to do tomorrow? So sad!

Suzanne said...

Sei, this is so sweet. You're a good husband! :)

Leatha said...

Aww! What a sweet post!

Anonymous said...

Bloglines says I have 200 posts from you that I haven't read yet! I thought danga she was excited about that trip! The funny thing is it takes me to your meme that talks about THE Donnie meeting! So funny! S

Stacey said...

It's always nice to be appreciated for the job you do as a SAHM. :)

A pink porta-potty? I guess wishes really do come true!

Physcokity said...

What? No pics of the pink port-a-potty? If it's true that everything is bigger in Texas then that port-a-potty was probably a two seater! ;)

Nancy Face said...

Okay...I loved this! Every word of it! :)