Tuesday, November 04, 2008

You mess with the bull, you get the horns Omnar (and Sei)

To save time and space, the following post has been copied from this article (clickety to biggify the controversial story):




Teh Internet Times was first to report about the Omar Triplet Rejection conspiracy.

It seems the conspiracy goes even deeper than originally believed. Omar, not only produced fake photographs of Tori:) and No Cool Story, as his campaign of lies, deceit and wrath against Teh Internet Wonder Twins continued. He went as far as to involve the family of one the teh twins. It has been revealed by sources who would only speak under the condition of anonymity that Seiuli, Tori:)'s husband, is not only involved in the smear campaign, he also involved the couple's children. "It's just disgusting. I am so... ugh." said Tori:) as she prepared the doghouse for Seiuli to sleep in.

It was easy for Omar to contact Seiuli as it appears that Sei and Omar are secret friends. Calling themselves "Teh Guy Wonder Twins" they have traveled together to attend various conventions including: "The Nerd Convention," "Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite", "Crocs Rule Convention" and many, many more. In fact, Seiuli recently left his wife home alone with 5 children for 5 days to take a surf vacation to Hawaii with "a friend." Sources and photos reveal that the "friend" was Omar and the "surfing" was on the computer at The Nerdvention. "Tori:) was so sad to see her husband gone. And to find this out... it's just devastating." NCS is quoted as saying.


Omar and Sei at "Nerdvention 2008"

Omar, Sei and Rick A at "Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite"

Sei and Omar in Hawaii


Emails have surfaced as well as videos that show the planning behind the conspiracy. One email written by Omar to Sei reveals that Omar planned a video to destroy Teh Wonder Twins forever:
"I did the CNN article, then Tori and NCS one-upped me with the video. I have this master plan to make a video that cannot possibly be one-upped, but I can only pull it off with your help. It would involve you recording a video of yourself, saying as little as one sentence (possibly more, I could do it a couple of different ways). And of course, it would also involve Tori not finding out about it first!"

Seiuli, an obvious male, answered:
"I'm not worried about making Tori mad. She knows i'm the boss... when she's not around. I like options 1 & 2. I'll try #1 first and get a kid in it. I'll send it to you as soon as I can. I just have to find the right time to do it w/o getting caught."

The video that "cannot possibly be one-upped" has now been proven false. Tori:) is not a port-a-potty lover. NCS is not a tree killer. However, nothing has disproven Omar's love of Croc nor the fact that Omar and Seiuli are not above paying 11 year olds to smear their mother. A video of young Alec revealing the plot and the fact that he was paid to say his mom loves port-a-potties more than him has recently surfaced and will be aired with the release of this article.

"It's just really sad that men have not learned they CANNOT hide things from their wives. Even when a man's wife trusts him completely she will know when he's up to something. She will discover things and will hide the fact that she knows better than the man ever could. This is proven by the fact that Sei wrote "Tori has no clue..." in one of his emails to Omar." States the anonymous source.




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**Seiuli Saturday has been canceled indefinitely.

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43 comments:

glittersmama said...

I said it once, I'll say it again. I hope Sei enjoys sleeping on the couch.

Nobody said...

Two things:
Does that white costume thingy make me look fat? I'm sure it's not a "white costume thingy" but I haven't watched enough Star Wars to know what they are actually called.

And I think it's hilarious that you didn't actually have to do anything to make Sei look ridiculously hilarious. That was actually him.

I will say no more until I get a public apology.

swampbaby said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh! It will help me sleep tonight after the depression this election looks like it is going to put me in.

No Cool Story said...

I just want to say that all of you who support Teh Wonder Twins will never be dissapointed, will never lack our support (Teh Blog Mafia offers you its protection), will always know joy and LOLiness.

Now, for those of you who oppose my Super Awesome Twin and me....well, there you go.

No Cool Story said...

How does Glittersmama always makes it First?

Amanda said...

Has Sei completely lost his mind? Never mess with Teh Wonder Twins, never!

Fredo said...

I spent a little bit extra on the couch just for moments like this. I aint' scared to go up against the Mafia. I am the mafia!

Methodical wormer said...

This throw down was brutal. I'm glad I'm not Sei or Omnar right now. That's gotta hurt.

And still... deafening silence from Omnar.

Momma Magpie said...

Thank you, Tori. You are a beautiful soul. I so appreciate you.

No Cool Story said...

Don't go fishing any time soon Fredo!

Luca Brazzi said...

Not even Rick Astley can help Omnar 8000 from Planet Powned

Planet pwned said...

Welcome Omnar!

Anonymous said...

Omnar 8000 has had a major malfunction.

omar said...

(continuing conversation from NCS' blog)

So you're saying that you only snooped in your husband's email after finding something when you snooped in his Facebook account? Because I'm not sure that's any better.

Nobody said...

Apology accepted.
I would now like to endorse Teh Wonder Twins and their quest for truth, shoes and chocolate.
Sorry Omar, they other side has cookies ;)

Tori :) said...

I really did see the message accidently on Facebook because we have the same log in password and I didn't realize I had logged into his. He never read your message on Facebook- only on his email- so it showed "I" had a message. I clicked on it, saw your name and assumed it was for me- not my husband. Little did I know...

And heck yeah I checked his emails after that in total self defense. I felt guilty for like 1/2 a second until I saw that he agreed to help. Then it was ON!

(And you can ask Sei- I'm not a "snoopy" wife...)

NOBODY said...

UNSHUN: My integrity has been compromised. I would NEVER be bought off by cookies. Unless they were double chocolate. And wrapped in $100 bills.
RESHUN


UNSHUN: Tori's funny. "ugly twin."
RESHUN

UNSHUN: Fair Weather Friend Convention is where you get support from other people who's friends don't stick with them through the trial of finding another person funny and accidentally saying it out loud.
RESHUN

MommyJ said...

so, your only six comments down now....

MommyJ said...

i abslutely think it is impossible for omar to recover from this...

MommyJ said...

and I think it's hilarious that you have indefinately cancelled seiuli saturday.

MommyJ said...

so, did you have to go to school or something to learn how to spell that name, cause, seriously, it took me like three trys to get it right.

MommyJ said...

I never really should have wavered. wonder twins all the way.

where's my cookie? Nobody got cookies? I totally want to be bought with cookies.

MommyJ said...

And now you are no longer lame.

Tori :) said...

Thanks Mommyj!

Nobo/Dwight- I know what a Fair Weather Friend is. I was a huge Johnny Gill fan. Look him up. He was hot although he couldn't dance.

Jean Knee said...

Oh The Horror!!!!



how could this have happened???

spandex r us said...

So that's a 'no' on the order of "Teh Guy Wonder Twins" spandex suits Omar and Sei ordered?

Carlo Rizzi said...

Don't go against Teh Family, that's all I'm saying.

omar said...

I knew I was taking a risk with trying an inside job. It either would have been a smashing success, or... or this.

So you've won this battle, Tori the spy. But I'm not down for the count just yet.

Yvonne said...

I'm with glittersmama--WHAT WAS SEI THINKING????

No Cool Story said...

Did Omar just concede?

Tori: What's the opposite of "smashing success"?

glittersmama said...

Dude. Y'all rock.

swampbaby said...

Dude - Omar - What GIVES?????? If you are going to be a super sneaky retaliator you have to cover all your grounds. I am soon to be forever shamed.........

Stacey said...

Teh wonder twins forever!

Shame on you Sei..just shame on you!

omar said...

Oh yeah! Hey Swampbaby - The ission-may has been ompromised-cay! Your ister-say ows-knay!

If it helps, I told her that she should go easy on you. But I guess that if you consider that I was working on a video to prove that she is obsessed with port-a-potties, my request probably won't help much at all. You should go with the pregnancy hormones defense. It wasn't your fault!

Nancy Face said...

This stuff just gets funnier and funnier! :D

NOBODY said...

The ission-may has been ompromised-cay! Your ister-say ows-knay!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Is this going to get me in trouble again?

How about I get you Donnie or something?

S said...

I just laughing too hard to comment.

S said...

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Tori :) said...

You're ok Nobo. I laughed out loud at that too.

Sketchy said...

Wow. This is just wow.

I know, I'm your most intelligent commentor ever. Aren't you glad you encouraged me to delurk?

S said...

I can't help thinking SEI looks like he has been captured in Iraq! Another journalist lost to this darn war. BTW is he ok we haven't heard from Sei yet.

aubrey said...

i loooove nerdy omar at the nerd convention hugging the i heart crocs booth. hahahahahahahahaha.

Physcokity said...

How does Glittersmama always makes it First?

I think it has something to do with her Teh Blog Mafia status...allegedly