Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Here and there randomness as usual

* Just for the record: My post about my booty was NOT to get compliments. It was a "Oh my hell!" post. I knew I had a butt, but it's always behind me. To see it, "out there. I mean, gross, LOOK!!"... a little depressing.

* I'm about to graduate from my 5 week bootcamp. I've gone faithfully every Tues/Thurs. morning at 5:30am and every Saturday at 8am. I am proud of myself because EVERY Tues./Thurs. I tried to talk myself into sleeping in another 2 hours, but always got up and went. And every time I was so glad I did. I don't think I lost any weight but I feel so much better. I've gone to a few other classes at the gym as well, so that's been cool. Oh, and Sei bought me a gel bike seat cover so my butt won't kill when I go to spinning class. YAY for Sei!! Now I am going to work hard to continue exercising and search for the best weight loss pills.

* My parents are in Vegas so tonite and tomorrow I am coaching Alec's basketball team all alone. I am NERVOUS. I know how to play. I know the game. The parents sittin' there watching me STRESSES ME OUT. I told my dad I was gonna tell the parents "Look, practice is closed to outsiders." If you can tell me what movie that quote is from you win 500 points.


* I went to Isabel's basketball practice for the 1st time last Wednesday. I was about to pull my hair out. That coach is ridiculous. He has a team full of 9 yr old girls, most who haven't played before, and the entire practice he ran offensive plays. Nevermind none of the girls know how to pass, dribble, shoot a layup, etc... I've been working with Izzy at home teaching her how to reverse the ball, pass correctly, etc... I am signing up to coach her next year. At least I know to work on fundamentals. You can't run offensive plays if you can't get the ball down the court. Am I right? Of course I'm right...


* I think my husband is hot. I really do. I mean, when I look at him I think, "My husband is pretty hot." Then he farts or something and the feeling is lost. Speaking of which, Tristan kept callin' Alec a "cracker." Idk why. But I told him to stop because I was positive it would/could offend someone, somewhere and I didn't want him to get in trouble. Not 2 seconds after my "no cracker" speech, Sei walks in and says, "W'sup crackers???" Help.

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18 comments:

omar said...

Hoosiers?

Nice job on the boot camp.

Good luck coaching and dealing with getting yelled at by parents.

Basketball is all about fundamentals. You're right.

I'm hurrying so I can be first.

Tori :) said...

*~*~*~500 points~*~*~* to Omar!!!

swampbaby said...

Dang! If I was a blog stalker like Omar I would have won 500 points. OF COURSE I totally knew it. Dang. I needed those 500 points....

S said...

Doesn't Omar work during the day?????

Well at least you have the law on your side:)

Kimberly said...

Gage has taken to saying "what's up crackers?" as well. I told him to stop, but I secretly laugh when I hear it... It's such a silly word to call someone! I know nothing about basketball, but props to you for volunteering to coach Izzy's team!

Gretch! said...

What's up with the "points"?? Am I missing out???

LOL

You gotta love our Hubby's!! I'll tell the kids they can't eat in the living room and watch tv, I'll come home or something and there they all are....eating pbjs on the couch watching Disney!

Yvonne said...

I would have gotten 500 points--that's one movie I know REALLY WELL. (one of my favorites that I watch quite a bit ; )

You should take over as Isabel's coach ; )

aubrey said...

sei cracks me up. no pun intended. ok, just kidding. that was purely intentional.

chellie said...

Sei farts?

Nobo said...

Oh my gosh, Sei saying "crackers" is REALLY REALLY funny. Why is that so funny? I don't know. But it made me laugh.

I love your random. I really do. Almost as much as pictures of your butt.

Wait, whhhhaaaa?

Stacey said...

I can't stop laughing over this post. Farting and "crackers",what more could you want?

It seems like every time I am admiring my hubby's hotness,the "barking spiders" come out. I find it difficult not to throw him to the ground and have my way with him.

It reminds me of the "Home Improvement" episode where Tim had the chili dogs with double onions. I still laugh when I watch that.

Karina said...

Farting is so sexy....NOT!!! I don't fart, I plant flowers.

Klin said...

We do not call people crackers at this house. We say, "S'up wheat thin?"

If all those parents really knew how to to play or coach ball they wouldn't be sitting in the stands, they'd be signing up to coach.

Hubs tells the kids not to fart in the front room and then he blows one off. Becoming a dad warps them somehow.

Mikelene said...

Dangit. I knew that line, too!

Good luck with the coaching. There are some crazy parents out there. Or at least there are here, so I'm assuming you have them there, too.

Kudos to you for the boot camp booty. But not the candy bar Kudos. Unless those aid in the cause. :)

Nancy Face said...

I can hardly wait to scroll down and read about yo' booty! ;)

Nancy Face said...

I'm glad there are moms like you that know sports. I KNOW NUTHIN'!

Physcokity said...

What up cracka? When people ask me about myself, depending on how secure I feel around them I'll usually reply. I'm just your average cracker...;)

As for the booty bit. I put me in mind of Sp@ceb@lls when Mel Brooks gets a full view of his back side and says something like "Why didn't anybody tell me my @$$ was this huge!?!"

You're not the only one with a little junk in the trunk.

No Cool Story said...

"W'sup crackers" YAY Sei! Hahahahaaaa.

We saw the booty, we commented, the end.



And now I'd like 1/2 points: Hoosiers (copied from Omar)