Thursday, December 18, 2008

A post to embarrass my dad

So, I had a random memory yesterday. When I was working at Pizza Hut like 15 years ago a woman that worked there with me named Cheryl saw my dad when he came in to eat once. This was her reaction:

"Girl, your daddy fiiiiiiiine. Look at him and his bow-legg-ed self. Mmm."

Nevermind that she was talking about my dad, but what does that mean exactly? "Him and his bow-legg-ed self"?? You know that song "Shoop" by Salt n Pepa? They say it too!!

"No, not you. You. The bow-legg-ed one. Yeah, whatch yo name? Da** baby. That sounds sexy!"

So, does being bow-legged make you hot or what? So are cowboys that walk like they just got off a horse hotter than dentists? Or soccer players are bow-legged a lot. Sei was a soccer player, but I don't think he's bow-legged. Is a bow-legged cop hotter than my husband? I think not. And for the record, my dad is a basketball playing C.P.A.

So, anyway.... does anyone know why being bow-legged makes you hotter? Do any of you prefer bow-legged men? (Or women...)

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17 comments:

Nancy Face said...

FIRST!

Mikelene said...

Second!

Nancy Face said...

Uhhh...I never thought it was hot to be bow-legged!

Mikelene said...

I never dated any bow-legged guys. That I remember, anyways. And my hubby's not bow-legged. But he does have nice legs. :)

JustRandi said...

I never even thought about it. But then, I married a Texan, so I guess maybe I lucked out!

omar said...

Well, your dad IS Ashton Kutcher.

I played soccer, and I'm not bow-legged. Ditto for my dad. Wait, is your pizza friend calling me ugly?

Knot said...

Never thought of it. Wasn't on my list of stuff I like. How could I let "bow-legged" escape my notice?

Knot

Stacey said...

Ok first of all,what did she think you were going to say? "Yeah my dad is hawt!" Ew.

Second of all,the bow-legg-ed walk does nothing for me. It looks like you have a stick up your butt. Whatever floats your boat,I guess.

Third of all..now I have Shoop in my head. I'm transported to a time when I drove around with my gf's singing it at the top of my lungs.

"Here I go,here I go,here I go again..girls what's my weakness? MEN! Ok then..chillin',chillin' mindin' my bidness.."

Ok I'll stop.

Klin said...

I never made that a specific feature that I like. I never made it past hubs' butt.

Don't tell me my dad is hot. Eeewww

Amanda said...

Never thought about it! I guess I didn't know I should be looking for that in a man! ;)

K said...

Cowboys. Yum. Not too bowl-legged, but a little swagger does it for me, yeah.

Leatha said...

Yeah, so in case your dad hasn't been embarrassed enough....the assumption is that if a guy is walking around bow-legged, he is so well-endowed that he HAS to walk bow-legged.

I know, gross.

Tori :) said...

LOL!! Thanks for clearing that up for me Leatha (and for sufficiently grossing me out!!) Makes a little more sense now. :)

NOBODY said...

I worked at Pizza Hut too.

I know nothing about bow-leggedness.

Or yo' daddy.

Kimberly said...

I remember when I was a kid everyone used to talk about how handsome uncle Tony was (not me, the adults)... LOL They used to say he looked like Richard Gere...

aubrey said...

ya, i'm with leatha. that is what i've always heard and applied it to. but i try not to think about it cuz my grandpa and my cousin are bowl-legged. sick.

Physcokity said...

I think that the bow-legged ness does one of two things. Either
1- You look/walk like a cowboy. I won't dwell on why some people would think that's "sexy"
2- You walk like a "gangsta," and for some inexplicable reason people think this is "sexy"

Whatever I just find it silly and when I hear that part in Shoop it makes me giggle because it just sounds ridiculous.

...Here I go. Here I go. Here I go again. Girls, what's my weakness?....Baby take a ride in my coupe...

LOL silliness