Monday, March 02, 2009

Naps, Movies and Child Abuse

*So, this weekend Alec's basketball team won the bronze medal for their league. I hate losing and all I could think during their game was, "I hate losing. Don't lose." Man, I'm such a loser! Isabel's team lost their game so they walked away with the silver medal. YAY! But get this- they were down 14 to 5 with 1:30 left in the game. Hello- it took them almost the whole game to get 5 points and the other team's coach calls for a full court press. What?? Not only that, but there was this annoying dad yelling at his daughter on the other team. "Casey!! What are you doing?!?! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!!" "Don't pass like that!!" "Don't let her past you Casey!" "Move your feet!!" NOTHING positive at all. And he kept trying to get her attention to coach her from the stands. Ok, that is NOT good. If you wanna coach then volunteer. Otherwise, shut up. I just sat there going, "They're 9. They're 9. They're 9." I think he finally figured out I was talking to him.
Later a girl on our team got fouled, bad, but they didn't call it. I just said to my mom, "Ooh, that was a foul." (I don't yell at refs at rec games.) And the man says, without looking at me, "That wasn't a foul." I looked right at him and I said, "When they grab your arm, Yes, it's a foul." BRING IT. I sooooo wanted him to say more, but he didn't. Boring.

*I also took Isabel to the Jonas Brother's 3-d movie. It was like a 3-D concert. Those 3-D glasses get annoying after a while, but I thought the movie/concert was good! I bought Isabel the soundtrack at the movie theater for an early birthday present and the manager walks out and gives Izzy a GINORMOUS poster to go with her cd. She was stoked!!
*I took a mega-long nap yesterday. And I wasn't even in my bed. I was curled up on the living room floor with my head against the desk. I was watching Sei hang a ceiling fan and 3. hours. later. I woke up. Apparently Tristan took a picture of me with my phone- sleeping. Isn't Seiuli so lucky to sleep with me? Atleast my mouth is covered up because I'm sure it was wide open. Sei laid down next to me and slept for an hour- in the living room floor. When we woke up we were laughing because we were trying to think if we ever saw any of OUR parents sleep in the living room floor...


*I slapped Tristan on Sunday. He deserved it. He was putting on a mask like this & harrassing me:

He wrapped himself up in a black sheet, walked into my bedroom and turned off the lite. He just stood there. Scared the crap out of me. Then he ran into my bathroom. Then he came over to the bed where I was studying my medical transcriptionist stuff and just stared at me. And kept moving closer. And closer. And- WHACK!- I popped him on the mask. Oops. So, what does the genius do? He backs up towards my bedroom door and comes CRAWLING at me!!! What the heck? Mask + Crawling = Tori craps pants. He's so lucky I didn't kick him in the face. I called Sei in the room and yelled at him- because it's his fault. If he didn't crawl at me trying to scare me all the time Tristan wouldn't do it either.

And that concludes my weekend review.

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14 comments:

omar said...

I think I'm afraid of Basketball Spectator Tori.

Tori :) said...

You should be afraid. Very afraid.

I had a dream with you in it. I woke up thinking "I need to blog that." But by the time I had a chance to blog I forgot what happened. I do remember shaking your hand and it was unusually small. Like Liv's size. Weird. Could you maybe post a pic of your hand?

Lauren said...

I wish the dad had busted out in HSM song, "Getcha Getcha Getcha head in the game"...then you REALLY would have had a reason to beat him up.

I slap Ted all the time when he scares me.

I kinda want to see that Jo-Bro movie. I think that is where Ted would draw the line of my goofiness.

omar said...

That dream sounds pretty awesome, until the part where I was deformed.

Amanda said...

Definitely slap worthy behavior! I would have done the same thing.

Too bad the guy at the game shutup. i would love to read about how Tori got into a fight with a guy at a b-ball game and how she beat the crap out of him! :)

Scott and I have fallen asleep on the living room floor before. Usually on Sunday afternoon when we have late church, like yesterday.

No Cool Story said...

Sometimes I think I'd love to see a video of Sport Spectator Tori, but then I think it's better I don't because what if it's becuase I'm watching it in the evening news =:D

Tristan and Sei need a time out for scaring you with the crawling thing. Don't they know the crawling thing is a no-no?

Yvonne said...

I HATE sitting in the stands with parents--that's why I used to scorekeep baseball games (frankly, I couldn't keep my mouth shut when parents would yell at their kids.

Yes, crawling at you like that is not cool.

Mikelene said...

Yes, but was he crawling all twitchy/freaky like the girl in "The Ring"?
I've thought of taking my girls to see the JB movie. hmmm....
Oh, and I was thinking the same thing as Lauren with the HSM song. Funny.

Klin said...

Tree Monkey saw the JB movie Saturday. Her cool aunt went with her.

I totally would've slapped a kid being all freakish and ghoulish.

I haven't slept on the oiving room floor,but the couch, many times.

Heidi said...

Were you able to get up off the floor after three hours??? I think my back would have been hating me!! You must have been exhausted.

swampbaby said...

I'm laughing about trying to imagine Mom sleeping on the living room floor! Nope, don't think it happened.

S said...

If you can get a three hour nap, life is good. No matter where you get one at. I can't believe they all let you sleep, maybe they didn't. Did you check your eyebrows? Both there?

I am all for kicking someone. Kick kick kick!

Shelby Lou said...

your dream about omar sounds really creepy...

lauren is right it would have made it so much better if he broke out in HSM song and dance. that father sounds like he needs to take a couple chill pills. or benedryl those make you super sleepy.

i am so mad that the guy didn't say anything else... i wanted him to so bad. because i could totally see you calling him out, right there in the stands. EPIC

the crawling thing is creepy, and the mask reminds me of those asian dancers on ABDC

aubrey said...

oh my gosh..the fact that you were laying down watching sei hang the ceiling fan is so sweet. and then him laying down and napping with you for a bit is even sweeter. you guys are the cutest couple and so loving.

tristan with the mask would make me slap him too. freaky. not cool. but jabbawocky is cool..since that is who that guy is right?