Monday, May 18, 2009

Lameness

LAME BLOGGER: I have been so lame about commenting on blogs. I really have. It's not that I don't love y'all. I am just lazy. I don't feel like commenting. But I AM reading. I am just lame. I see a lot of y'all on Facebook so I feel like I'm still connected... That's all. Don't hate.

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LAME MOM: So, Tristan got a detention. He brings the slip to me, I look at it and start laughing uncontrollably. The teacher had written:
"This is a non-gum chewing campus...."
For some reason that just struck me as hilarious. Not a non-drugs campus or weapon-free campus or whatever. A "Non-gum chewing campus." So... yes. Instead of reprimanding my child for his rebellious gum chewing (gum I supplied him) I laughed at his teacher. Niiiiiiice.

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LAME MOM again...: Alec has started riding his bike to school because he likes to stop at a friend's house to play basketball before school. This morning I was taking Tristan to school and passed Alec playing. He had on his Kobe jersey, so instead of yelling something like, "Have a great day at school son!" instead I rolled down my window and yelled, "KOBE SUCKS!!!!!" The kids were all shocked thinking "Who is that crazy lady!?" but then Alec laughed and yelled back at me something like "MOM, DON'T HATE!!" Better than, "Mom, I hate you!" I am such an embarrassing parent. lol

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LAME WIFE: I left my husband home with Liv and Taj on Saturday for a girls nite out. Some of my friends and I were going out for my bday. I just felt bad because when I left he was cussing at a ceiling fan he was trying to hang. I brought him cheesecake to make up for it though...

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LAME POST: Yeah, my bad...

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18 comments:

swampbaby said...

I don't believe you - Sei doesn't cuss! ;-)

Stacey said...

All of those hooligans and their gum-chewing!! That is what will bring on the apocalypse.

LMBO @ "Kobe sucks!!". Awesome.

Yay for GNO's and cheesecake!

Tori :) said...

True swampbaby. He said, "I almost cussed. I just said MOTHER!" I was like, "So you cried for your mommy?? Oooh, you're so tough." lol

Suzanne said...

Somehow cheesecake always makes things better! :) Detention for gum seems a little ridiculous...

Stacey said...

I forgot the movie line. Is it "Scream"?

Tori :) said...

Ding ding ding! You're right Stacey!!

Mikelene said...

dangit. I was gonna say "Scream".

I've been a lame blogger, too.

Lauren said...

You are not lame in any way. I am glad you got to go out for your bday with some ladies. Fun!

Nathan said...

I don't comment unless I feel like it. I don't know if that is good ediquette or not, but I figure, I don't want to just blab for the sake of typing.

I read posts, and if a thought occurs to me, I share.

Oh, and P.S. I love that he got a detention for gum chewing. Maybe this says something about my school, but they had their hands full with a lot of other crap and gum chewing wasn't one of them.

No Cool Story said...

How dare you call my Awesome© Twin™ lame?!?

HOW.DARE.YOU.

No Cool Story said...

I was going to say "Scream".
Well played cute Stacey, well played indeed.

Brit said...

It's alright to be a lame wife once in a while, as long as it's with fun people!!!

Klin said...

I have a little oppositional defiance disorder when it come to stupidity at schools. Really? Gum? I think I'd probably take packs of gum to the kids at school. Let's worry about the important things, like drugs, and weapons.

I'm laughing with you.

You are not lame. You are awesome and you rock.

Heffalump said...

I read more than I comment as well. It's all good!

omar said...

I can't lie, you are a tiny bit lame. But if it helps you feel any better, I haven't posted anything on my blog in weeks. So in that regard - and only in that regard - I'm a little more lame than you.

I joke because I care.

I was also going to ask about Sei cussing, but swampbaby beat me to it. So in that regard - and only in that regard - I'm a little more lame than her.

(Wait, didn't she run some kind of race while pregnant? I might be more lame than her in the category of running races, too.)

Rebecca said...

love the lame ness.. it makes you even cooler to be lamer.. Don't hate.. thats funny.. and gum free school.. sounds like the time my daughter came home from school and said there was a shell fish free table at lunch.. really screwed up all my lobster, crab, shrimp plans for the year!

Yvonne said...

Finally, a movie quote I knew ; )

No way I could ever use tori and lame in the same sentence, unless it was something like, "My awesome friend, tori, met her lame friend, yvonne, while yvonne was visiting Texas".

Not So Average Mama said...

You can't be THAT lame..you have my awesome button on your site! :)