Monday, June 01, 2009

My thoughts on the MTV Movie Awards

1st thought-
Yesssssssssssss. Jacob is lookin' all hot with short hair and a ripped chest. I think I can lust and not feel TOTALLY like a dirty old lady. (Maybe a lil, but that's ok...)


2nd thought-
WTH?!?! This was WRONG on so many different levels. Eminem should sue- and I don't even like Eminem. I'm sorry, you don't stick your buttcrack in someone's face like that. He deserved to get his a$$ kicked. Seriously. I didn't laugh at.all. It was wrong and disturbed me. A lot. Maybe I'll sue...

3rd thought-
The host, Adam Samberg, wasn't very funny.

The end.

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16 comments:

omar said...

If it helps to make you feel like a dirty old lady, that "hot" guy was born in 1992.

S said...

I am not sure anyone liked the Borat or who ever skit. Lets sue together.

Nobody said...

Why are people so stupid?
Their mothers should have slapped them more.

Omar's mean. I graduated a year after that. That's just wrong.

Yvonne said...

My youngest child was born before Jacob--YIKES!!!

Looks like maybe they had more money for New Moon ; )

Couldn't see the other video--I think I'm probably glad. My thought when I see things (like I imagine that to be) is always "There mothers must be so proud"

Didn't see the MTV awards.

K said...

I'm with you, Tori, Jake is pretty good looking (somebody should fax Robert Pattinson Taylor's waxer's number!) but I don't think I'll ever be able to not laugh when I see a "fur-splosion" onscreen.

Stacey said...

The award show was gross,crude, and vulgar. I could feel myself losing brain cells while I was watching it.

The Bruno sketch was nasty but because it was Eminem,I wasn't as bothered as I should have been. Overall it was just dumb. Thank goodness for the New Moon clip,that saved it. ;)

Oh and poor Zac Efron got a lot of crap comments. They are just jealous. :P

omar said...

In summary, the object of your lust was born when Nobo was getting ready for the prom, and he's younger than Yvonne's youngest child. And, biologically speaking, you're old enough to be his mother.

I think my work here is done.

On an unrelated note, I'm embarrassed to admit that I know where that movie quote is from. So embarrassed, that I won't even say it.

Klin said...

Omar, you big chicken!!!

The Brady Bunch Movie!!! Well that's my guess. I haven't seen it in a long time and only once, but only Greg would say that.

Tori we can old ladies with good taste together. I was digging Jacob and LOVED the phasing part.

Tori :) said...

Sorry the video isn't working anymore. Basically an guy came down out of the sky and landed with his butt (covered by a jock strap) in Eminem's face. It was wrong.

I graduated in 94 and if I gave birth to that kid I would have bee a sophmore in h.s. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Tori :) said...

How far apart are Ashton and Demi?

omar said...

THAT'S the card you're going to play? Ashton and Demi? (They're around 15 1/2 years apart.)

Coo coo cachoo, Mrs. Robinson...

Tori :) said...

How bout... At 17 in Texas he'd be charged as an adult if he committed a crime?

Tori :) said...

17 is also the age of consent, so my lust is perfectly legal.

Stacey said...

Legal lust..I love it!

Suzanne said...

I heard about that Sasha Cohen stunt. How gross...and a little bizarre! It was awesome that Twilight won so many awards! :)

Nancy Face said...

This dirty old lady thinks Jacob is looking hot, too! ;)