Friday, September 04, 2009

Want some cheese with that whine??

It's just been one of those weeks. Actually it's been one of those years... but this week has sucked enough so I'm gonna whine just a bit cuz it's my blog and I can do that. lol

Whine #1

I went to the dentist on Tuesday. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a fanatic about my teeth. I brush all the time. In fact, the only problems I have are receding gum line due to vigorous brushing. I've had one freakin' cavity when I was 23 and it warped me forever and will never happen again. So, I love my teeth. Anyway... I go to my new dentist. (Speaking of dentists...  if you are looking for a Plano dentist check out davidwilhitedds.com) She comes in after doing these cool digital x-rays and asks me in her Ukranian accent if I'd ever had trauma to my lower gum. Uh, no?? She starts pushing on my 4 lower front teeth asking me if it hurts. Nope. She pulls up my x-rays and shows me this black mass in my gums under those lower front teeth. Apparently she's "90% sure" it's tooth related - although "it is very rare to see someone needing a root canal with such healthy teeth." But now I have to go to an oral surgeon to make sure it is tooth related and not some other whacked thing- like gum cancer. Niiice. And what pisses me off the most is that I'm either gonna be paying out the butt for a root canal on super healthy teeth or losing my beautiful teeth that I have worked so hard to take care of because I have somethin' funky going on in my gums.

Whine #2

HUGE debates on Facebook regarding Pres. Obama's speech to school kids & other issues ended with me being accused of being brainwashed and racist. I can honestly say I had facts and legitimate concerns regarding our president's policies and all the other people could say was that I must be racist for not thinking like them. Yeah, that must be it. I am conservative and I am not ever going to apologize for that. Pres. Obama is the most liberal president we've ever had. We're gonna disagree a lot most likely, but that doesn't mean it has anything to do with race. Pfft. Foolishness. I don't like Hillary either. Am I sexist too?tolerant



Whine #3

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Processor?
Processor who?
Processor here to serve you.

I got served y'all. I mean, we've had a few weeks since the judgement from Canada came in, so we were due for something coming from the ex down here, right? There's already tons of ridiculousness right in these papers I was served, so I'm so excited for this case to move forward. Oh, wait... I guess I need an attorney. Crap- $7000 down the tube for a Canadian lawyer. I may have to take that stripping job at "Stretchmarks R Us" to pay for another trip to court...