Thursday, September 20, 2012

This is Liv

  • Liv is 6 1/2. She knows when her "half birthday" is because it falls on her dad's birthday. She believes because it is her half birthday, that the day should also revolve around her and not just the birthday boy.

  • Liv ran inside screaming "TAJ IS TRYING TO DIE!!!!" I had no idea what she was talking about until I went outside. Apparently since we were on our way out the door, Taj had gone ahead and got in the van- with the doors wide open. Just a few weeks before I had found the kids waiting for me in the car with all the doors shut. We are in Texas and it's hot. I gave them the "Don't get in the car without my permission because you will burn up and die" speech. Well, Livie remembered this speech when Taj got in the van and now he was obviously "TRYING TO DIE!!!!!"

  • Liv asked how babies get out of a mom's tummy. I explained and she immediately began bawling. "I don't want to be a mom!!! It will HURT!!!!" Then she asked if you have to spend the night at the hospital. I said "Yes" to which she responded, bawling even harder, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A MOM!!! IT WILL HURT!!! I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP AT THE HOSPITAL BY MYSELF!!!!!" I explained there were drugs that could help with pain and that the hospital can put a bed in your room for your husband. Then she asked, "Can 2 people stay?" "2?" "Yes. You and my husband." She's 6 y'all and she's stressed about labor pains and sleeping alone.

  • Liv makes amazing videos that I find on my iTouch. She sings, dances, and says funny stuff like "I'm Livie and I am so cute, so I'm going to sing a song. Hey! I just met you, and this is CRAY CRAY! But here's my number. Call me MAY-BAY!"

  • Livie wanted a magazine to look at so she could circle the shoes and dresses she liked. I seriously have no idea where she came from...

  • Livie loves Katy Perry and wants to be her for Halloween. Her fave song is "I Kissed a Girl." She said, "What? I kiss Izzy. I kiss YOU!" Touche' Livie.

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