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Today for Seiuli Saturday, Seiuli is playing MY favorite song. And since it’s MY favorite song, I got to “sing” along. Forgive me.
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Totally off the subject… North Carolina is beautiful. It really is. I found a great site that shows oceanside rentals on the Outer Banks. Check it out if you’re going to be in the area.
To save time and space, the following post has been copied from this article (clickety to biggify the controversial story):
Teh Internet Times was first to report about the Omar Triplet Rejection conspiracy.
It seems the conspiracy goes even deeper than originally believed. Omar, not only produced fake photographs of Tori:) and No Cool Story, as his campaign of lies, deceit and wrath against Teh Internet Wonder Twins continued. He went as far as to involve the family of one the teh twins. It has been revealed by sources who would only speak under the condition of anonymity that Seiuli, Tori:)’s husband, is not only involved in the smear campaign, he also involved the couple’s children. “It’s just disgusting. I am so… ugh.” said Tori:) as she prepared the doghouse for Seiuli to sleep in.
It was easy for Omar to contact Seiuli as it appears that Sei and Omar are secret friends. Calling themselves “Teh Guy Wonder Twins” they have traveled together to attend various conventions including: “The Nerd Convention,” “Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite”, “Crocs Rule Convention” and many, many more. In fact, Seiuli recently left his wife home alone with 5 children for 5 days to take a surf vacation to Hawaii with “a friend.” Sources and photos reveal that the “friend” was Omar and the “surfing” was on the computer at The Nerdvention. “Tori:) was so sad to see her husband gone. And to find this out… it’s just devastating.” NCS is quoted as saying.
Omar, Sei and Rick A at “Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite”
Sei and Omar in Hawaii
Emails have surfaced as well as videos that show the planning behind the conspiracy. One email written by Omar to Sei reveals that Omar planned a video to destroy Teh Wonder Twins forever:
“I did the CNN article, then Tori and NCS one-upped me with the video. I have this master plan to make a video that cannot possibly be one-upped, but I can only pull it off with your help. It would involve you recording a video of yourself, saying as little as one sentence (possibly more, I could do it a couple of different ways). And of course, it would also involve Tori not finding out about it first!”
Seiuli, an obvious male, answered:
“I’m not worried about making Tori mad. She knows i’m the boss… when she’s not around. I like options 1 & 2. I’ll try #1 first and get a kid in it. I’ll send it to you as soon as I can. I just have to find the right time to do it w/o getting caught.”
The video that “cannot possibly be one-upped” has now been proven false. Tori:) is not a port-a-potty lover. NCS is not a tree killer. However, nothing has disproven Omar’s love of Croc nor the fact that Omar and Seiuli are not above paying 11 year olds to smear their mother. A video of young Alec revealing the plot and the fact that he was paid to say his mom loves port-a-potties more than him has recently surfaced and will be aired with the release of this article.
“It’s just really sad that men have not learned they CANNOT hide things from their wives. Even when a man’s wife trusts him completely she will know when he’s up to something. She will discover things and will hide the fact that she knows better than the man ever could. This is proven by the fact that Sei wrote “Tori has no clue…” in one of his emails to Omar.” States the anonymous source.
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**Seiuli Saturday has been canceled indefinitely.
Here’s a few Halloween happenings:
1. I found my 1st gray hair ever. I am so sad. I’m trying to look on the bright side. Isabel has like one hair follicle with no pigment or something because she has always had one white hair since she was little. A hairstylist told me not to pull it because it means Izzy is smart. So, I now I am inclined to think that I am getting smart since I am just now growing gray hairs. Ya think? My dad must be a freakin’ GENIUS!
2. At 9pm I turned off our porch lite and put what was left of our candy in a bucket on the porch for any stragglers that came by and didn’t realize the no porch lite = no candy. An hour later I heard something so I went outside.
“Never say who’s there. Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s like a death
wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.”
–Scream
The whole bucket was gone! A few sporadic pieces of candy were on the sidewalk like someone grabbed the bucket and ran. HELLO! It’s FREE candy- I don’t care who takes it. But WHY steal my bucket? Granted it was just a big ice cream bucket, but I USE those buckets for stuff (like bath toys and rice and …) and now you took it. And I’m betting it was some kid too old to be Trick or Treating anyway.
3. Speaking of people too old to T or T- a MAN came to my door to T or T. He was with a kid who was like 15 and they were both dressed in camo carrying paintball guns. Normally I would say something like “Aren’t you a little too old?” but I didn’t. It was actually kinda scary and I was wishing my husband was home protecting me instead of protecting the public. 
4. I received a mysterious package that contained this shirt:
It was shipped direct from the company so there was no return address and no “from” card. But after some super sleuth work by moi I am inclined to believe that Klin of Monkeying Around the Jungle got it for me. Am I correct Klin?? THANK YOU SO MUCH. Sei told me my old concert tee was “ghetto.” Isabel’s been sleeping in it for years…. So I will be lookin’ all HAWT in my new shirt. Thanks so much Klin. 
I am getting so spoiled!! I think I will post about how I wish I could win the lottery, but never buy a ticket because I know it’s wrong. Will bloggers unite to give me millions??? 
Thanks again.
***** Halloween pics to come!!! Oh, and Seiuli Saturday is back. Check out my hot hubby!!
1. I voted!! YAY!! It’s our responsibility to vote. I took all the kids with me so they could witness me being a responsible citizen. I wrote in Nobody.
2. I took the kids to the university’s homecoming parade. They SCORED in the candy department. We lined up closer to the beginning of the parade so the people always throw waaaaaaaaay more candy- we’re talking handfuls at a time. All the kids ended up with halloween buckets filled at least 1/2 way.
3. I drove to Oklahoma!! Ok, so it’s only like a 40 minute drive, but I drove there nonetheless. We went to a Halloween party thrown at a ranch owned by my bishop’s in-laws located right past the Okie border. It was a rad setup on 400 acres. There was food, bounce houses, horseback riding and a haunted hayride. The kids had a great time.
4. I peed in the cleanest port-a-potty I’ve ever peed in. It even smelt good-ish. Weird, I know. I have a hard time using port-a-potty because any that I’ve ever gone in have smelt like other people’s poop and it’s usually just gross. Have you seen the movie “Candyman?” I’ve seen it a few times- it was the 1st scary movie to really scare me. Anyway, there’s this scene where Helen walks into this bathroom in the ghetto and when you see a shot of the toilet it’s like covered in poop and bees and eeew. That’s how my port-a-potty experiences have been. But not this one! It felt weird to pee and not flush though. Or wash my hands. Luckily I had hand sanitzer with me. Anyway… it was very exciting.
5. I DID NOT sleep with a cop. But I will this week. (Because of his screwy weekend nite schedule I’ve had a hard time posting my Seiuli Saturdays. I will do better…)
6. EDITED I took Isabel to see “High School Musical 3.” And I actually ENJOYED it. Lauren- I even thought Zac Efron looked really cute and not so fruity. And I cannot confirm nor deny that I shed a tear or 2.
7. I tried to think of a clever post, but FAILED.
- Seiuli Saturday has been postponed until either later today or tomorrow. I didn’t get a chance to tape Sei playing and now he’s sleeping since he’s on weekend nites right now. Boo.
- Apparently according to Omar (and S concurs) there is a blogging rule 94.8.2 that “indicates that you cannot go on blog hiatus at the same time as your twin.” But there is no rule stating Omar and S can go 8, 9, 25 days without posting. Wsup wit dat??
- So here is a video to pacify my sweet ROL sistah!! Enjoy!
~ My confession booth is still kickin’ butt and takin’ names. Well, not REALLY “takin’ names” since it’s anonymous and all, but it has over 200 comments. I love receiving a random confession in my email. Almost every single time I’m like, “I sooooo could have written that!!!” So, go ahead, and get it off your chest.
~ I have found that watching shows with real 911 calls totally stress me out. I couldn’t be a 911 operator. I would be like crying over the radio to the cops “PLEEEEEAAASSSEEE hurry!!!! She’s being attacked!!!!!!” Even Sei told me I’d suck at it- in much nicer terms than that. I watched one “Call 911″ the other nite and was dozing off with the TV on when all the sudden I hear “WHO ARE YOU?!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!? THERE’S SOMEBODY IN MY HOUSE!! WHO ARE YOU?!??!” in the most terrrified voice. Yeah. That woke me up- til 2 am. Maybe I should just watch shows about stocks or futures trading or some other subject I don’t understand. That’ll put me to sleep!
~ Livie is sitting here next to me pointing to letters on the keyboard and asking me in a “Mommy Voice” – “What letter is that? Yes! Right!! Good job!!” Smarty pants.
~ Sei finishes his field training on Tuesday. Since graduating from the academy he’s had a Field Training Officer (FTO) with him going thru different “phases” of training. He has been told repeatedly by different FTOs that he is the best trainee they’ve ever had. (Of course.) He’s on “Ghost Phase” right now which means the FTO just rides along and doesn’t say anything. Sei runs the show. Next weekend he starts weekend nites, on his own, – for a few weeks. Then it may change. I’m cool with whatever shift except for weekend days. He’d have to miss church for like 6 months straight. That’s not good. Anyway… I’m proud of him.
~ Y’all know I do posts from Payperpost, right? Well, they are cutting like a bazillion blogs. There’s really no rhyme or reason behind the cuts, but so far my 76-to-now blog was cut and my Attitude of Gratitude. This blog is hanging on for dear life, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was axed as well. G00gle sucks for spanking people and taking their pagerank. I’m trying to figure out how to earn some extra cash from home- especially on the computer. Any ideas?? So far Payu2blog has been cool and isn’t cutting people. They are easier to write for anyway- they let me just stick their link in a regular post. Some links are easier than others of course…
~ Don’t forget tomorrow is Seiuli Saturday. He’s been working on a song- a request from someone… and it was a challenge because unlike his 80s hairband fan wife, he wasn’t familiar with the song. Hello! It was everyone’s favorite song in 7th grade- 7th grade for ME anyway!!! (That’s a hint!) He is also playing a medley at church on Sunday.
~ I’ve been doing low carb for almost 3 weeks now. I feel so much better. I was seriously eating candy ALL.THE.TIME. I ? candy. I had to do something drastic, so I basically eat less than 20 carbs a day while I kick my addiction. On Monday I had lost 6 pounds. I will cheat this weekend because Sei and I will be going out for our 7th anniversary and it’s no fun if you can’t have dessert. You can watch the anniversary video I made last year if you want to. It’s pretty much the best video ever made.
Speaking of anniversary- I have a few shout outs for this weekend:
HAPPY 17th ANNIVERSARY Sept. 14 to Carrot Jello and her hubby.
HAPPY 7th ANNIVERSARY to Omar and his wife on Sept. 15 (I think.)
HAPPY ?? BIRTHDAY on Sept. 14 to Help I Need a User Name!
And this concludes my random thoughts…
